Reinstalling windows takes a $5 thumb drive and a $2 windows key off eBay. This dipshit is driving to Best Buy multiple times and paying hundreds of dollars. Boomers are the fucking best
Would they? Everyone look how cool and badass Joe is! He doesn't cry at the dentist either, everyone look! He HAD to flash the stewardess that look and point to his hat! Look at him!
He always wants a pat on the head and a couple trophies for the simplest, most mundane things.
"I know it's scary but I got on the train all by myself! No crying, no whining. Here's a few 'tips'!"
Think about the book signing. Had he not been there arguing and posturing on camera it would have been a book signing no one went to. Like literally every other book signing unless you’re a famous author. 0 interesting conversation. But because he fancies himself a master negotiator crossed with a SoA enforcer he just had to run out and own the libs. Something is really wrong with his generation.
There's so many facets to this one I think they all need to be addressed:
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Dumbass spent $200 for a fix he could have found online in 5 minutes even with no tech knowledge
He did this twice
He's bragging about how much of a tough guy he is for not shitting himself when a "limey twunt" yells through his speakers assuming every other sane person would
While taking the tough guy stance, Joe clearly called the number since he wouldn't have given these specifics without going through the process
This wasn't a pop-up, Joe was clearly clicking a link from a fraudulent e-mail. I used to work in tech support, the only calls we'd get about this was people in their late 70's with alzheimers.
He then further peacocks about his knowledge of the CTRL+ALT+DEL shortcut as if it's some big secret, something that he most likely learned from his $200 Geeksquad appointments
He then resorts to racism and terrorist fear after probably being scammed further from the fake popup (spoilers: I think this may have cost him more than $200)
After all of this he blames Windows 10 for not protecting his dumb unable-to-use-the-internet ass while if he wasn't receiving these updates he probably would have had all his privacy details stolen multiple times.
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I can't. I don't see how a person this stupid and arrogant exists.
It's the combination of stupidity and arrogance that's truly infuriating. If he was just dumb you could feel sorry for him a bit, but now everyone just wants him dead.
How does this bovine physically turn on the computer more or less know how? I guess the Army did not teach that in his potato peeling course in the service.
It's mind-boggling that anyone would a) write this embarrassingly useless drivel and b) feel the need to "share" it on a social media site. The fact that he's in the winter of his life just makes it more unbelievable. My 14 year old nephew is genuinely wiser than this cretin.
That might be joes dumbest moment thinking he was letting the world in on a little secret with Ctrl+alt+delete. Even for him I had to read it a few times to take in that he was really seriously that stupid.
41 comments
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-25
Malwarebytes is free fatty
1 WeWuzKangz 2019-07-25
Same goes for Tron script
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-25
Shh, don't HELP him. Delete this.
1 xxxxxxxxx9xxxxxxxxx 2019-07-25
Reinstalling windows takes a $5 thumb drive and a $2 windows key off eBay. This dipshit is driving to Best Buy multiple times and paying hundreds of dollars. Boomers are the fucking best
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-07-25
Most asshats would shit themselves though. It does look very official.
1 xxxxxxxxx9xxxxxxxxx 2019-07-25
Sure, but a 12 year old telling you how to do it on youtube should ease those fears.
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-07-25
Not if they have a dry mouth.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-25
He
yoiubeyoutube!!1Todfyim going 2 show u how toindallinstall windows!!!11Let the bodies hit the. FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-25
200 dollars geek squad dollars!
"Most asshats would shit themselves..."
Would they? Everyone look how cool and badass Joe is! He doesn't cry at the dentist either, everyone look! He HAD to flash the stewardess that look and point to his hat! Look at him!
He always wants a pat on the head and a couple trophies for the simplest, most mundane things.
"I know it's scary but I got on the train all by myself! No crying, no whining. Here's a few 'tips'!"
1 ilumty 2019-07-25
i actually suspect Joe might have shit himself and he's attempting to deflect that moment of weakness onto others
1 rahtin 2019-07-25
They think that because someone showed them how to navigate a file directory in DOS during the 90s that they're computer experts.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-25
C:\JoeIsGay.exe
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-25
I reinstall Windows once a month to keep shit fresh
1 Puddinlegzz 2019-07-25
Lol Joe definitely called that 1-888 number
1 Leofan7 2019-07-25
SO SO SO SO SO if I pay you $400 this shit will go away? Do you accept prepaid cards?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-07-25
"Let ME put YOU on hold really quick"
"ANTH, Me money now. Big number of moneys. NEED $geeksquad and GIFT CARDS"
1 TheMaestro2 2019-07-25
He so badly wants some sort of utility, purpose, significance in life
1 cuntrariann 2019-07-25
Just imagine him holding Ctrl+Alt+Del, closing his browser in the Task Manager and sitting back in his chair as if he just hacked the CIAs mainframe
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-07-25
Every single time things get boring here Joe Cumia acts like a huge retard on social media and humiliates himself. Like clockwork.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-25
He represents 75 percent of what this subreddit talks about. It’s phenomenal. He’s the gift that keeps on giving.
1 spinnyspaceiron 2019-07-25
Think about the book signing. Had he not been there arguing and posturing on camera it would have been a book signing no one went to. Like literally every other book signing unless you’re a famous author. 0 interesting conversation. But because he fancies himself a master negotiator crossed with a SoA enforcer he just had to run out and own the libs. Something is really wrong with his generation.
1 lemskroob 2019-07-25
I haven't run an anti-virus program in ~15 years. I have never had malware or a 'pop-up' scam virus.
It takes a special kind of idiot to go onto the wrong sites, click the wrong things, and get infected with that stuff.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-25
Most asshats would shit themselves, but not Joe. He's a special type of asshat who can control his anus muscles better.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-25
Pretty sure they're worn out, like an old scrunchie
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-25
It would be a real shame if somehow JoeCumia.com were, for a short period of time, infected with malware. Sure would.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-25
"Limey twunt"...it's a computer-generated voice, you moron.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-25
”Most people would shit themselves over this but not me dude I’m super cool and badass and nothing phases me bro, seriously.”
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-25
I don't know dick about the internet
1 4stepsbackward 2019-07-25
You could send him an e-mailing pretending to be a Nigerian prince and I'm pretty certain he'd send you $5,000 of Anthony's money.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-25
Might want to swap Nigeria for Albania or somewhere...
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-25
Next on Bro Joe's Tech Dojo:
Alt + F4: Fact, Or Fiction?
Alt + Tab: How To Pretend To Appear Busy
Right-Click: A Whole New World!
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-07-25
Format C:/ - Another paycheck from your brother!
1 306d316b72306e 2019-07-25
Software basically became idiot proof around 2003 but people like Joe still need basic usability support..
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-07-25
There's so many facets to this one I think they all need to be addressed:
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I can't. I don't see how a person this stupid and arrogant exists.
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-07-25
Oh yeah I forgot the "very official looking screen" part, fucks sake take a cattle-gun to your temple you useless old cunt
1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-07-25
It's the combination of stupidity and arrogance that's truly infuriating. If he was just dumb you could feel sorry for him a bit, but now everyone just wants him dead.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-25
Keep in mind he's related to a guy that couldn't figure out Windows Vista
1 GHOST_BEAR_EMOJI 2019-07-25
I know who it’s coming from because I backtraced it! You’ve been reported to the cyber police and the state police.
1 mvcv114 2019-07-25
How does this bovine physically turn on the computer more or less know how? I guess the Army did not teach that in his potato peeling course in the service.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-25
It's mind-boggling that anyone would a) write this embarrassingly useless drivel and b) feel the need to "share" it on a social media site. The fact that he's in the winter of his life just makes it more unbelievable. My 14 year old nephew is genuinely wiser than this cretin.
1 amotionactor 2019-07-25
That might be joes dumbest moment thinking he was letting the world in on a little secret with Ctrl+alt+delete. Even for him I had to read it a few times to take in that he was really seriously that stupid.