r/opieandanthonyxyz: Joe never made it pass the first weeks of basic training.

Joe never made it pass the first weeks of basic training.

67 2019-07-24 by AdminsFuckedMeOver

That only photo he has is the same one you take when you first to get to basic training. He never even made it far enough to take a platoon photo with the guys training with him. He served years in the military, yet somehow that's the only photo he can come up with. He won't show his DD214 because it tells you when he was enlisted and discharged and his rank. Odds are he was discharged after a few weeks as a private, and his MOS was some pussy ass desk position.

Joe Cumia never served his country. He never jumped out of anything higher than his bed. Joe Cumia lives off of younger brother, and is a racist pedophile.

22 comments

1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-24

Of course he didn’t. Nothing in Joe’s life is real or factual, he just projects what he wants people think about him and behaves like a selfish low IQ nigger.

1 late_50s_why 2019-07-24

He never showed any other photos of his tough time in the military right?

1 McGowan9 2019-07-24

Nope. He pretended a photo of another guy was him (see my posts) but there's only the one photo of him (staring into space like the braindead oxen he is) in uniform. Highly suspicious!

1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-24

He pretended a photo of another guy was him

Why was I not informed of this?

1 Jungies 2019-07-24

Odds are he was discharged after a few weeks as a private, and his MOS was some pussy ass desk position.

I find it hard to believe an upstanding man like Joe would still be claiming valour for a couple of week's peacetime service 40 years later if that was the case.

1 DigitechLooper 2019-07-24

Why not? He’s still claiming he was a founding member of O&A because he handed over a tape 30 years ago.

1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-07-24

Bullshitting runs in the Cumia family. Useless liars.

1 TacolasCage 2019-07-24

That picture was probably taken in a Sear's photo booth

1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-24

discharged

We're discussing Joe here, not his girlfriend.

1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-07-24

Only dumb boomer housewives and faggots think that everybody who joins the military is doing something great. If you don't fight or even get stationed abroad you really haven't sacrificed anything. You couldn't get a job on your own merits so you hopped on some government welfare. Most of the kids I graduated with joined the military because they spent more time smoking weed and going to jail than studying. Probably why we spent the better part of a decade in Iraq.

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-24

u/Doxxer100 comment?

1 all_copacetic 2019-07-24

I went into the army when I was 19 because I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life and was something of a prospectless loser. I did basic, then quit half way through trade training after a total of about eight months. When I left, I didn't start referring myself as a "veteran", buying fucking merchandise from the corps I was in, saying that I "served" my country. I don't even have any pictures or documents from that time. I just regard it as another one of many shitty jobs I had as a youth. There's no doubt that Joe's military career is just as pathetic as mine. The difference is he's too stupid to be appropriately embarrassed by it.

1 Psych555 2019-07-24

Thank you for your service.

1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-24

if you joined the Navy you could at least have some righteous gay sex stories.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-24

Joe is a proper gay sex mercenary

1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2019-07-24

He past

1 Attonitus1 2019-07-24

Sounds like a job for /r/StolenValor/

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-24

How is there no way to publicly requisition these forms? I thought there are groups of guys dedicated to exposing stolen valor cunts.