Lottery, plus he had a cozy producer gig for the past 15 years, and his family is already wealthy. If he a fat piggy too if I had all the money in the world t spend.
I see why women latch onto people like Erock and Sam. It's a perfect win. The woman has someone that does not take much trouble to tame. As long as there are superhero movies, video games, etc. The end result is a man who will never leave the house to go hang out and do man type things.
It's really not a bad life. Spend all day shopping the finest stores, no mewling spawn to take care of, and have Jamal ram your twat while your bread-winner/eater plays with his Lego Harry Potter choo-choo in the basement.
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1 booger-picker 2019-07-22
Take these chicken wings and learn to fry.
1 DigitechLooper 2019-07-22
You were always waiting for this hoagie to arrive.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-22
He must have money if someone wakes up next to that
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
She's an older gentlewoman.
She could do better but probably not in a financial sense. Remember, piggy boy won the quarter lottery.
Plus he's very tame. Just throw him a Butterfinger now and then and he'll always be there.
1 Superbad415 2019-07-22
Lottery, plus he had a cozy producer gig for the past 15 years, and his family is already wealthy. If he a fat piggy too if I had all the money in the world t spend.
1 treefortcumia 2019-07-22
I see why women latch onto people like Erock and Sam. It's a perfect win. The woman has someone that does not take much trouble to tame. As long as there are superhero movies, video games, etc. The end result is a man who will never leave the house to go hang out and do man type things.
Just my .02
Joe Cumia is a leech
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-22
It's really not a bad life. Spend all day shopping the finest stores, no mewling spawn to take care of, and have Jamal ram your twat while your bread-winner/eater plays with his Lego Harry Potter choo-choo in the basement.
1 leedsjr 2019-07-22
I AM.. in a world... of shit.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
Slobbo is his slave name and his enslaver is Sam so I shant be participating in using it.
I prefer the gender-normative "fatty pig fatty and you know it!"
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
I got a lot in common with this dipshit.
My fatness quotient is similar to that of a dinosaur...
I'm an alcoholic dirtbag..
I have a significant other that could do a lot better than me and likely only remains by my side out of pity...
I'm inextricably linked with a pedophilic guinea awn Lawn Guyland..
I drift through life in a slouchy, depressed fashion...
But what I don't have is a bunch of money or toys or teeth.
But I've also never eaten pig brains.
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1 Whiplash91 2019-07-22
I'm here for you buddy
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
You're my boy, Blue!
1 thotwars 2019-07-22
stop
1 treefortcumia 2019-07-22
You need to get out of the house. Not leave your wife, but get out and do shit. If you're already depressed, staying I side only will make it worse.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-07-22
Man, erock was svelt 20 years ago.
1 lemskroob 2019-07-22
too bad he's not just dead
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-07-22
Who is the boy
that likes hoagies and baaaaaaacon
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-22
Best bit
1 LamarThePotato 2019-07-22
Everything in his body has soft edges, even his prediabetic teeth.
1 FurdTerguson88 2019-07-22
Mmmm boy are you fat!
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-07-22
ITS NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS WHAT SIDE OF DABED I WAKE UP ON.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-22
Slobbo is such a fucking funny name.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-22
It's just so overtly disrespectful
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-22
Denny Falcon called him Slobbo on his first appearance., it made me laff so fucking hard then and now everytime I see it.
1 LvL99BlackMage 2019-07-22
Even funnier because Troy said he would buy Denny a cheeseburger anytime he did.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-22
He looks like a goddamn Armani model here compared to the grossly swollen wreck he is today.
1 craigshinkleboutit 2019-07-22
Hungry Hungry Hippos! THE MOVIE!
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-22
I thought we weren't supposed to make fun of that writer anymore
1 BaggySpandex 2019-07-22
FATTY PIGGY FATTY PIGGY FATTY PIGGY FATTY PIGGY FATTY PIGGY FATTY PIGGY FATTY PIGGY FATTY PIGGY