This man wants to tell you how to handle women.

23  2019-07-20 by lolercakesmcgee

29 comments

It’s hard to believe, but this photo is completely unedited. He has the body shape of a peanut.

The fat womanly ass on him is disturbing.

He really does have the physique of a Hottentot matriarch

300-400 pound black women maybe

He's a bigger,fatter embarrassment than Bob Kelly

This is the type of dude that probably does get a lot of women but he leaves out the fact that they're all fat disgusting pigs.

Or trades blow for sex. It's easy peasy

Have to disagree. He looks like a textbook faggot. Look at all those dumb tattoos and that shitty worthless metal he carries around. That faggot ass beard basically seals the deal.

Joe Cumia doppelgänger

He has a proud boy tattoo. I wonder if he regrets that one.

Pretty sure he got it covered. So that answers your question.

That’s too bad. It must have been pretty cool to join your retarded friends ironic club, only to have it later be labeled a hate group.

He's the lost Cumia sibling. And he got the girls ( by girls I mean dumpster fires and damaged goods ).

I'd still bet that he fucked Flutesy

Lucky bastard.

LMAO nice bracelet, stupid.

Goes with the keychain

Racially-ambiguous fat nigger

Does his fat cover his Proud Boy tattoo?

Who’s this fat greasy spic?

Whats in his hand? A bike seat? No way it could possibly be a bike seat.

Lol nice catch. That's definitely a bike seat.

I bet cars in New York just love seeing this hippo biking 10 mph in a bike lane.

Ol’ centaur torso ass nigga

He looks like an obese person who just did arm and shoulder exercises and never focused on anything else. What an oddly shaped body.

Remember when he said he used to be a stripper and gigolo? Lying faggot.

"So yeah man, you gotta just let that bitch know who's in charge. She'll listen soon enough. Thanks for calling."

"Uh, I called cause my cable box went out, when can you come fix it?"

This fat idiot fancies himself an intellectual and has all those fag comics going along with it

Who is this? Some new member of the child grooming Cumia posse?