you were a bum then and you're a bum now. Who do you think you are, huh?
you sit around with your 7th grade street basketball attire, with your gay manners and make fun of us?
The clothes really get me. Like, it's a milestone birthday and you're the man of honor and you come in a gamer t-shirt and basketball shorts. Real classy, Joe!
McMansion... just plastered together with Sheetrock on everything. Any has no style or class. You can slap any old shit together but as long as the paint is semi new, he would think it’s the height of decor.
I like that he has a built in little baby stage for when he wants to cosplay as a singer. Imagine loving terrible karaoke so much that you request that. Joe Sr. was right about these two.
It really would not be difficult for him to lose weight. No one in his family is fat. His girl seems to have portion control figured out. So it's not genes or other people influencing and enabling him. You would actually have to put effort into being a fat sick of shit if you were dealt that hand.
Living a 60 year sedentary lifestyle will do that to you I suppose. The only workout he really gets is typing out long winded tweets and responses to reddiTARDS.
Oh and his asshole gets a pretty good workout down at the ranch too.
It's hard to get exercise when we all incessantly "gather information about and/or block [his] mooovements at home, work, social gatherings or religious functions, as well as contact [him] via reddit.com"
What gets me is he had Layla when he was the same age his dad was when he died of heart disease, his brother's already had a stent or two put in... and yet here he is, torso packed with fat, necking a beer.
i cant look at anything, pal, ive been banned! it seems my truth has pierced the veil, folks. http://prntscr.com/ofx9d1 also, therocket has also been banned.
reminder: anyone in a modding position is a faggot without exception. also, opie is an active pedophile
Joe asked to be roasted and pictured Ant renting out the finest banquet hall in Long Island and bringing in all of his comedy buddies. Instead, he got a picture taped to the wall and a folding chair. Fuckin loser.
Nothing says FAT like double snap football coach shorts and an tucked shirt. Nobody at Compound Media tucks their shirts in because they are all so fat
The stewardess warned me that I'm a giant fat faggot with a big cheeseburger gut; I just pointed to my 69th Cocksucker Brigade hat and told her I'm used to being useless and gay.
"So uhh... heh heh my uh....brother, eh...ah...heh heh looks to Keith for approval even though Keith isn't there he uh, What's that? Ayeah hahahaha Matlock! So uh....Matlock heh heh. My BROTHER! JOE! he uh....heh heh thumb twitch I asked Joe to get a job and"
Joe makes threatening motion to Anthony
"...and eh.... heh heh still looking to Keith for approval Ehhh what I MEANT to say was...Opie! He sucks, right? Big A and Bobo laugh 'Greggshells' heh heh. Eyeahh what's that? inaudible mumbling YEAHH HAHAHAHA FARGO! HAHA HOOLY SHIIIT! Anyway, heh heh, that's it for me! Brother Joe, ladies and gentlemen!"
Once more, I will voice my displeasure for sprinkles. An absurd addition that ruins many tasty treats. I have not once enjoyed a sprinkle and I don’t believe I ever will.
Everything after ?utm in a URL tracks you. So now I know you are either a boomer or a retard who uses Android and the share link instead of copying the shortlink or URL directly.
Well I'm only 30 so I guess I'm retarded. I assume you are too since you're getting way too bent out of shape over this since considering the original link went to the comment with the streams anyway.
If doing something obviously wrong, then asking a nest of vipers if you did it correctly, and being called an idiot with troubleshooting help on your original idiocy hurts your feelings... well either don't be stupid, don't poke the snakes, or stop being so easily triggered.
I had to encapsulate how incredibly stupid you acted, then how sensitively you reacted, then how stupidly you doubled down. Just like dealing with Joe actually.
Joes sitting because he gets tuckered out standing on his bow legs. He has weak "wet kleenex" knees but continually threatens to beat up people on social media.
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1 Persianschlong 2019-07-16
you were a bum then and you're a bum now. Who do you think you are, huh?
you sit around with your 7th grade street basketball attire, with your gay manners and make fun of us?
-what movie?
1 Attonitus1 2019-07-16
The clothes really get me. Like, it's a milestone birthday and you're the man of honor and you come in a gamer t-shirt and basketball shorts. Real classy, Joe!
1 Jungies 2019-07-16
Joe doesn't game; that's another hand-me-down.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-07-16
Tarface
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-16
That beer bottle looks like a plastic miniature in his fat hand.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-16
Ant's house is fucking ugly.
1 champs-chomps-chimps 2019-07-16
It was tacky in 2000.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-16
Nice carpet
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-07-16
UHH-FFENDDED some tastes
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-07-16
McMansion... just plastered together with Sheetrock on everything. Any has no style or class. You can slap any old shit together but as long as the paint is semi new, he would think it’s the height of decor.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-16
I like that he has a built in little baby stage for when he wants to cosplay as a singer. Imagine loving terrible karaoke so much that you request that. Joe Sr. was right about these two.
1 Jungies 2019-07-16
There's an echo built in to the mic to make it sound like he's issuing proclamations from a balcony.
Jumped-up little pipsqueak.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-16
It's called reverb and it makes shallow, thinning, tinny, pip squeaks sound deeper, thicker, most robust, and substantial.
Factual-statement-with-analogical-double-entendre-about Anth's-voice-hair-manhood-and-pathetic-existence humor
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-16
I am I said.
1 jsnoots 2019-07-16
How many drunken stumbles has the 6 inch step caused? It might kill big A.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-16
It really would not be difficult for him to lose weight. No one in his family is fat. His girl seems to have portion control figured out. So it's not genes or other people influencing and enabling him. You would actually have to put effort into being a fat sick of shit if you were dealt that hand.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-16
Living a 60 year sedentary lifestyle will do that to you I suppose. The only workout he really gets is typing out long winded tweets and responses to reddiTARDS.
Oh and his asshole gets a pretty good workout down at the ranch too.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-16
It's hard to get exercise when we all incessantly "gather information about and/or block [his] mooovements at home, work, social gatherings or religious functions, as well as contact [him] via reddit.com"
1 Jungies 2019-07-16
What gets me is he had Layla when he was the same age his dad was when he died of heart disease, his brother's already had a stent or two put in... and yet here he is, torso packed with fat, necking a beer.
1 Psych555 2019-07-16
Joe is one of those people that will live to be 94 because he deserves to die immediately.
1 couscous_anonym0us 2019-07-16
Joe's fat???? Man, he sure hides that weight well.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-16
I’m not sure if you know this or not, but he’s 6’1, which hides it well.
1 Uncle_Brothaman 2019-07-16
6'1.5 when he's pointing at his hat
1 Attonitus1 2019-07-16
He read in Cosmo that black call of duty shirts are the best way to hide those few extra pounds.
1 JudgeMarilynMillian 2019-07-16
how're your floorboard testing abilities these days?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-16
ANYONE CAN DO IT.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2019-07-16
Look at that gut u/ichise8 !
1 ichise9 2019-07-16
i cant look at anything, pal, ive been banned! it seems my truth has pierced the veil, folks. http://prntscr.com/ofx9d1 also, therocket has also been banned.
reminder: anyone in a modding position is a faggot without exception. also, opie is an active pedophile
1 zoogie778 2019-07-16
What is going on in that picture? Please tell me it's the saddest and most pathetic "roast" ever. God he's obsessed with the 70s isn't he?
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-07-16
Joe asked to be roasted for his birthday and you’re looking at Anthony tell a story about when Joe raped him in his sleep.
Not even joking a little bit.
1 tstein2398 2019-07-16
No lubrication was required nor desired
1 rocklionheart 2019-07-16
They really went all out with the chair of honor there.
1 TheElDan 2019-07-16
Joe asked to be roasted and pictured Ant renting out the finest banquet hall in Long Island and bringing in all of his comedy buddies. Instead, he got a picture taped to the wall and a folding chair. Fuckin loser.
1 Jungies 2019-07-16
Personally, I think Ant over-did the arrangements for a leech of Joe's stature.
1 TheElDan 2019-07-16
We wanted to hold the event in the City but we came up $50,000 short! HA HAAAAAA, hey I think we have Tony Danza here to say a few words about Joe....
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-16
How you think keiths roast would look?
1 kingship75 2019-07-16
It would be an event on the network.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-16
I wonder how you'd do that because Joe would go ballistic if you attacked any of his many disgusting character traits
1 ladedamrfrenchman 2019-07-16
Two grown brothers in their 60s are best friends. Most brothers their age are usually too busy with, ya know, families and jobs
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-16
Anthony's other friends are all fans who called into Opie & Anthony
1 TheElDan 2019-07-16
And/or retards.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-16
What's the difference?
1 MonsteRain 2019-07-16
the people that called in had jobs
1 Joeybeans1200 2019-07-16
Hi! Howarya!
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-16
Joe hates his little brother Anthony Cumia they are not friends. Fat cow Jow just coplays like he likes anth for a check.
1 SwampYankee 2019-07-16
Nothing says FAT like double snap football coach shorts and an tucked shirt. Nobody at Compound Media tucks their shirts in because they are all so fat
1 MonsteRain 2019-07-16
he is a fat fuck but you want him to tuck his shirt in? how old are you?
1 rocklionheart 2019-07-16
Can’t wait to hear what 40 year-old movies Ant references in his set.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-07-16
He really is a fat pathetic cow.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-07-16
I need that poster for my living room
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-16
Anyone can do it
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-07-16
The fat is pouring off him like he's being squeezed in a George Foreman grill
1 captaingigglefarts 2019-07-16
They dress like high schoolers from the early 2000's.
1 zoogie778 2019-07-16
They really love wearing shoes in the basement don't they? That carpet must be filthy.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-07-16
"They" aren't people.
1 Nuwanda84 2019-07-16
Homosexual pedophile of the hour.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-16
Joe stompin in his Air Force One's
1 TheElDan 2019-07-16
He got a deal from the same Taiwanese street vendor he gets his guitars from.
1 Crossings_in_mist 2019-07-16
Why was Joe up on stage with him? Was it a moo-et?
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....punchin' out
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-16
The stewardess warned me that I'm a giant fat faggot with a big cheeseburger gut; I just pointed to my 69th Cocksucker Brigade hat and told her I'm used to being useless and gay.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-16
I bet Ant bombed at this roast, too.
1 TheElDan 2019-07-16
He did 40 minutes on Derosa this time.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-16
I'm sure his "NIGGERS, EH??" diatribe went over well with Fred from Brooklyn
1 JoeCumiasAFaggot 2019-07-16
Cow of the hour
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-16
"So uhh... heh heh my uh....brother, eh...ah...heh heh looks to Keith for approval even though Keith isn't there he uh, What's that? Ayeah hahahaha Matlock! So uh....Matlock heh heh. My BROTHER! JOE! he uh....heh heh thumb twitch I asked Joe to get a job and"
Joe makes threatening motion to Anthony
"...and eh.... heh heh still looking to Keith for approval Ehhh what I MEANT to say was...Opie! He sucks, right? Big A and Bobo laugh 'Greggshells' heh heh. Eyeahh what's that? inaudible mumbling YEAHH HAHAHAHA FARGO! HAHA HOOLY SHIIIT! Anyway, heh heh, that's it for me! Brother Joe, ladies and gentlemen!"
1 champs-chomps-chimps 2019-07-16
SAD! Very disrespectful.
Go back to where you came from.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-16
What a couple of complete genetic disasters
1 SpaceEdgesBestfriend 2019-07-16
Once more, I will voice my displeasure for sprinkles. An absurd addition that ruins many tasty treats. I have not once enjoyed a sprinkle and I don’t believe I ever will.
1 I_like_2_Repost 2019-07-16
A 60 year old grown man wearing a Call of duty shirt. How sad
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-16
1 I_like_2_Repost 2019-07-16
Definitely a tarp. I misspoke 👍
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-07-16
Nice keto diet, you fat fuck
1 TheElDan 2019-07-16
Ant, you’re in your basement, I don’t think the mic is necessary, your cronies will pretend to laugh whether they hear you or not.
1 bwaitforitjones 2019-07-16
Nice call of duty shirt, stupid
1 JudgeMarilynMillian 2019-07-16
they couldn't just have a friends & family event without broadcasting it.
that said, LINK to see the debacle???
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-16
Am I doing this right?
[https://streamable.com/wayqv](https://streamabl...
https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/cdieaa/joe_apparently_held_a_roast_in_his_own_honor_to/etuklos?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-16
No, you idiot. Do you know of any URLs that end in ...? And have you ever used a hyperlink function in Office?
Do it like this
[Display text goes here]=(URL.com goes here) and delete the = sign.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-16
The link goes to the comment with the videos faggot. Blow me.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-16
Everything after ?utm in a URL tracks you. So now I know you are either a boomer or a retard who uses Android and the share link instead of copying the shortlink or URL directly.
Link to the comment with the streams because /u/jim-sucks-shit sucks shit
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-16
Well I'm only 30 so I guess I'm retarded. I assume you are too since you're getting way too bent out of shape over this since considering the original link went to the comment with the streams anyway.
Faggot.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-16
If doing something obviously wrong, then asking a nest of vipers if you did it correctly, and being called an idiot with troubleshooting help on your original idiocy hurts your feelings... well either don't be stupid, don't poke the snakes, or stop being so easily triggered.
Ya bitch.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-16
Type more words.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-16
I had to encapsulate how incredibly stupid you acted, then how sensitively you reacted, then how stupidly you doubled down. Just like dealing with Joe actually.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-16
Then what happened?
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-16
He kept going because he felt the victor despite being soundly and repeatedly mocked publicly. Just like Joe!
1 Wolosocu 2019-07-16
ANYONE CAN DO IT
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-07-16
Joes sitting because he gets tuckered out standing on his bow legs. He has weak "wet kleenex" knees but continually threatens to beat up people on social media.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-16
that bloated diseased warthog is too fucking lazy to even stand up now
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-07-16
Oof, Anthony trying his hand at another roast? He really does just double down on his mistakes, doesn't he?