Be right back, I just shit my diapies and my whore mother better have fresh wipes

How’d it go? Doing better?

Bitch Mommy didn’t even have dinosaur nuggies on the table! Somebody is going to have piss jugs thrown at them tonight!

Sam?

That actually describes me pretty well... except I actually do have a job unlike slow joe

I do nothing except go on reddit all day but at least I have a job, joe, you worthless fucking sack o' shit bum.

I typically use reddit while I’m at work. I get paid a nice wage to make fun of Joe Cumia. Life is grand.

I wonder how often Anthony "jokingly" suggests that Joe ask for an application whenever they go out to a restaurant or fast food place. "Hey bro you should ask them for an application...hahaha no as a goof. Hey you should fill it out and give it to them haha, and maybe if they call you back you could work here for a little while, hahaha it'll be like a bit for the show".

Anthony wouldn’t do such a thing. He’s spineless

"They have a guy with down syndrome washing the dishes, you could definitely do that."

I disagree, Joe could never be trusted to wash a guy with downs syndrome

They trusted joe with peeling cutlery in the army he is way overqualified

"Subpoena"

I sold my equity in early 2018 in a firm I co-founded, effectively retiring at 35 years old. Got a couple of ideas for what's next but in the meantime it's raising my beautiful children with my loving wife, a bit of day-trading here and there and shitting on the Cumia brothers online. Good times!

Most people who are in cover bands just do it as a weekend thing to supplement their income and get away from their wives/family. I’m sure the members of “Unforgettable Fire” have awesome 9-5 jobs and just play songs for shits and giggles.

Joe Cum -In -ya

I make fun of Joe on the toilet. That's about it.

Hey he just did a free gig at apple ranch gay club give him a break

Joe Cumia is also an aggressive active pedophile and child spit guzzler

The tropes of if you spend time on Reddit you have no life and live in mom’s basement etc actually make zero sense. It takes me about 30 seconds to check Reddit and write something, and in return I might get all kinds of response and engagement when I otherwise would just be staring out the train window. It’s literally an extremely efficient high ROI activity with a low burden.

Way to use your time wisely, faggot.

He was gloating when the other subs went down. Oh, happy day! He couldn't shut the fuck up. Then Danny appeared and Joe goes silent for the most part. Joe is scared of Danny. Now he's here 24/7 reporting posts and filing dmca claims. We should all report his accounts for ban evasion.

It's worse. I'm a nearly middle aged man with a 50 hour a week office job, a mortgage, wife, two kids and I still waste my precious free time posting about a dead radio show populated by people I can't stand.

Jokes on him. Out of the last 3 years I've been gainfully employed for 2 weeks and I've only been to the hospital for alcohol poisoning twice.