You Redditards are lucky I'm not in my physical PRIME anymore, or I'd kick ALL your asses!

22  2019-07-12 by JosephCumia1959

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Joe almost had a tricep when he was 30

Nanas hair= Ellen Ripley 1979

Jovines hair= Ellen Ripley 1986

Dream Baby Dream

How did Joe get through basic when he has the body of a man that can't complete 10 pushups at a time?

Stolen Valor?

I'm not trying to be funny or an internet tough guy or anything but I could absolutely have beaten the shit out of both of those poofs by the time I was 15.

The guys on the "B-team" of my HS football team would have wrecked these guys.

They were maybe a little older than this photo when I was in HS. They were buffoons back then. When they played they used to try rock star faces and moves and the high school kids who were around would imitate them like monkeys, stick their tongues out and make devil horn hand gestures. After they played someone with a camera would tell them they were photographing the event for a school paper or "Good times" magazine and get them to do stupid poses like this one. "Stick your hand down your pants ..... now stick your hand down his pants" ..... "pretend your are braiding his hair." We'd laugh like drunken high school hyenas at them. I'm sure they had their places where they fit in (maybe) but we were all there listening to our friends play dead covers and van morrison songs. These idiots acted like they were on white trash star search. I also remember back when New Wave was a thing, they would look like that and try to play new wave songs. Then after acting like rock stars for 20 minutes they'd have to haul their own equipment through the crowd out to the street. (We used to move everyone else's equipment for them)

I'm a big galoot so it's unfair to begin with but I would absolutely thrash Joe Cumias life out no matter which stage of his life he was in.

I'd start by shattering his collar bones with mighty swings of my forearms.

I would then bite his cute, soft, fully exposed belly until the feeling of too many belly hairs stuck between my teeth became irritating.

Would you classify yourself as a lummox?

What a fat doofus. The fact that he sees this as fit is telling

This looks like the recruiting poster for the Stonewall Inn I’m 1974

What a couple of fucking burdens to society.