And he has to listen to the pulp fiction soundtrack and wear sunglasses when he takes his shot so he can feel like a badass.

Cooks his T on a spoon

Let's not forget he also failed an AIDS test for using dirty needles.

Low testosterone is the least of his problems.

And he brags about it

And true

Reminder: he did that and he still has fat tits

Reminder: he congratulated himself on his weight loss before he started dieting, predictably gave up soon after and never mentioned it again

An old fashioned fool-proof diet fueled by strong will power!

And avocados slathered in mayo and lunch meat.

All that time he was going to spend working out has been spent reporting posts and filing dmca claims.

Betcha he has tiny balls

Have you seen his little noodle arms and pear shaped body? If he weren't such a despicable specimen of humanity, you'd have to just pity him.