r/opieandanthonyxyz: Sure you did?

1 boringoneliner 2019-07-10

winners only talk about their losses. losers only talk about their winnings.

1 ILoveWhores69 2019-07-10

Nice addiction, stupid

1 Superbad415 2019-07-10

And only assholes make up there own expressions, than call it wisdom immediately after.

1 boringoneliner 2019-07-10

yeah its not like i made it up joe, its a common saying

1 Superbad415 2019-07-10

You’re a degenerate gambler and you’re calling me joe?

1 boringoneliner 2019-07-10

well at least im not a nigger.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-10

And nobody is a serial winner at casino gambling. I know everyone keeps saying it but everything in their is designed by experts to ensure you lose in the long run. Only idiots like this piece of Long Island "white" trash would think there's "glamor" to gambling.

1 Jungies 2019-07-10

Of course it's glamorous; even Joe got dressed up to the nines in his finest Chinese-made Airborne cap (which is there on the table in the photo).

1 quasi100 2019-07-10

You can win at 2/5 poker if you are naturally gifted with rmemebering hands and about a master level in mathematics. Everything else is minus ev. Blackjack (depending on house rules) tricks people since it's a few percentage points under 50%. But over time the house always wins.

1 SensibleKeks 2019-07-10

Since you post here, you certainly are not a winner.

1 boringoneliner 2019-07-10

nor a nigger

1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-07-10

I hate how he turned the hat so you see the logo. What a piece of shit.

1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-10

Oh Cow. You'd better pray that karma is not a real thing because you are fucked if it is.

1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-10

His kid count keeps dropping like killakuhns. He must have gotten a little taste.

1 ElFaporino 2019-07-10

Maybe that's where he got this money

1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-10

“11k $200”

1 lowend73 2019-07-10

That was the confusing part

1 Dr-Seepage 2019-07-10

Once you realize that Joe Cumia is an imbecile, it all starts making sense

1 lowend73 2019-07-10

Joe really does write things to be taken at face value. I dont think he knows how to write that in depth.

1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-10

Add decimals to the list of shit Joe doesn't understand

1 Attonitus1 2019-07-10

My guess is he actually only won $200 and typed that initially before Cool Joe came out and decided to massively inflate the numbers which of course, he failed at doing.

1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-07-10

Joes going through down voting again.

Hello, brown cow!

1 Flawless-Technique 2019-07-10

Not how karma works*

1 Vawsh 2019-07-10

Started with 2k that he probably guilt tripped out of the quivering old cunt as she didn't take him to the borgata 7 months ago.

http://imgur.com/MiMiBu

Fat fucking leech.

1 poachedload 2019-07-10

Link is dead, Sir.

1 Vawsh 2019-07-10

FTFY. No idea what happened there, genuinely.

1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-07-10

Not how karma works Joe. If it was karma you would've drown in a vat of preteen saliva.

1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-07-10

I bet ant staked him.

1 JansHammer 2019-07-10

also I bet he didn't tip anyone.

1 BergStonewall 2019-07-10

His kind rarely do

1 N64CUBE 2019-07-10

Only someone like Joe would publicly share photos of him gambling his brother’s money. I bet he considers this a return on anthony’s personal investment in him.

1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-10

You see his stupid truck stop hat that he positioned in the photo. God joe you really do take the cake for being such a fucking deadbeat brain dead loser idiot. Anthony Cumia is better than you joe, pathetic.

1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-07-10

He probably waited behind Ant while he was at the cage getting chips, giddy with excitement. Ant turned around, and begrudgingly gave him 2k like a mother setting her rotten kid loose in an arcade.

1 StuntPeckah 2019-07-10

"Now this has to last you all night..."

1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-10

That is exactly what happend.

1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-07-10

I'll believe it if it's poker. First off, a lot of really stupid people play poker and think they're good at it. There is money to be hard. But second, complete retards with confidence (ie, Joe) are tough to read initially. Once you realize they're idiots, it's much easier, but even then, luck is involved.

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-10

He made sure to put his airborne hat in the background. He's such a fucking douche.

1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-10

Taking pictures with his little brothers money for a bullshit ass story on facebook from a retard trying to get likes.

1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-10

Joe is a Donk.

1 SensibleKeks 2019-07-10

The most credible scenario is Ant lost big in blackjack and had $11.2k left. Joe, being the pathetic cow he is, begged Ant to allow him to take a picture to trick people into thinking he actually won.

1 UnemployedOpie 2019-07-10

*11k $200

1 insertclevereference 2019-07-10

So he blew someone in the bathroom for a handful of chips?

1 2UsRoadie 2019-07-10

Did he post that before or after that Thot Reporting thing went on?

1 McGowan9 2019-07-10

Here in the UK gambling winnings aren't taxable but I seem to remember hearing they are in the States. Hopefully Joe remembers to declare this as income on his tax return, along with his annual salary from his younger brother and the pittance he gets from LARP-begging in pub/grills. It would be a shame if he forgot and someone reported him to the IRS.

1 jims_cold_eggs 2019-07-10

If any non cumia won that much money they'd just give the 200 to the dealer instead of gloating about winning "11k 200"

1 suirogerg 2019-07-10

Such a great point. God forbid JoeH tip.

1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-07-10

"11k $200" not knowing how to write out the amount, literally 1st grade level.

1 Hamburger212 2019-07-10

this is a huge IRS red flag

1 Jungies 2019-07-10

Yeah, but cows are colour-blind, hence why Joe didn't notice.

1 sprimusp 2019-07-10

It’s like being braggadocious and showing off material possessions is in his African genes.