You’re right, pal. The thing is Borton can’t see the sentimental mother-child aspect. He’s just a creepy asshole that will never know what it’s like to have real bond with someone. Especially the feeling of your girlfriend/wife having your child.
In all seriousness, that whole "he's so mysterious" thing was mostly Sam, Jim and Anthony, not coincidentally three offensively ugly bastards. It's always gargoyles like that who claim any good-looking dude is gay when, in reality, most gays are ugly fuckers, in spite of what Hollywood propaganda would have you believe.
That Russ guy was a bit weird but that could be put down to the fact that he was from a weirdly strict Christian family and had a camera pointed at him. At the end of the day though, he got her pregnant and she had his son, while those elderly childless queers Norton and Cumia are still laughing at each others tired 70s movie references.
I want to set up an academic study on how young Latina hotties go from having great asses to the unfathomably long, inexplicably flat Goblin ass in the matter of 5 years.
It's always a smart move when you decide to have a career as 'a hot chick' to then get married and have a child. Because that's what your fans love to see.
55 comments
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-09
Man I’m thirsty, hey Earl we got any milk back there?
1 SteakSauce66 2019-07-09
Fresh out, boss.
1 jockiboi 2019-07-09
Cum it is then.
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-07-09
Heyy!
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-09
I can't hate Jimmy for liking this...its a beautiful thing.
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-07-09
Picture him smirking and liking this in his dark, empty apartment; then tell me you can’t hate him.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-09
He's probably pinching his helmet to it(shrug).
Why do you think this cunt posted it on Instagram?
He's a creep, but that lady is worse imo.
All that being said, it is a beautiful thing probably should be shared with family and close friends.
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-07-09
You’re right, pal. The thing is Borton can’t see the sentimental mother-child aspect. He’s just a creepy asshole that will never know what it’s like to have real bond with someone. Especially the feeling of your girlfriend/wife having your child.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-09
Can't disagree with that one.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-09
Is this the new fetish that he’ll base his entire identity around?
1 JansHammer 2019-07-09
yes. Ken Bone is a fan too.
1 GroovyBastard 2019-07-09
Lol Ken Bone's a real ass dude.
"Beautiful Human Submarines"
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2019-07-09
haha forgot about that guy.
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-07-09
If only she was barefoot...
1 McGowan9 2019-07-09
That kid can't believe his luck.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-07-09
I would like the opportunity to impregnate her
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-07-09
if you want to compete with her husband, you'll have to suck a few dicks first
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-07-09
Waay ahead of you there
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-07-09
nice
1 McGowan9 2019-07-09
In all seriousness, that whole "he's so mysterious" thing was mostly Sam, Jim and Anthony, not coincidentally three offensively ugly bastards. It's always gargoyles like that who claim any good-looking dude is gay when, in reality, most gays are ugly fuckers, in spite of what Hollywood propaganda would have you believe.
That Russ guy was a bit weird but that could be put down to the fact that he was from a weirdly strict Christian family and had a camera pointed at him. At the end of the day though, he got her pregnant and she had his son, while those elderly childless queers Norton and Cumia are still laughing at each others tired 70s movie references.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-09
That being said, he’s a pretty mysterious fella
1 McGowan9 2019-07-09
He came across as a metrosexual mama's boy and a pretty boring guy. Imported her ass though.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-09
I never really saw it when the show would say he was gay. But in later seasons, I've noticed him come across as more and more effeminate.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-07-09
you're a bit of a queer yourself
1 McGowan9 2019-07-09
Well I'm here after all.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-07-09
Meet me in the stall and we can discuss this further
1 McGowan9 2019-07-09
Rain check?
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-07-09
*sigh* FINE, I GUESS
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-09
We want to believe we haven’t been so wrong about a person
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-09
Goo goo ga ga Mommy gib me milkies
1 unknowkid96 2019-07-09
I would creep on her like norton.
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-09
Let's get her on the show man, I mean, her smile is cute, lets have her on the show.
1 quasi100 2019-07-09
Maybe smell her underarms
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-07-09
Saved
1 mcb84 2019-07-09
That sick fu.....actually I kinda like this one too.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2019-07-09
Ok Slut we get it and want to fuck you, no need for the baby prop.
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-07-09
Yeah it's pretty fucked up for Norton to be sucking her titties out in public like this, I agree.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-09
Was this followed with some "blah blah hard work amd determination blah blah" inspirational garbage? Vapid, huge-tittied bore.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-07-09
He probably jerked off to it, the creepy fuckin douchebag
1 DNStorage 2019-07-09
Joe wishes he was the tit
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-07-09
Her tits are the same size as the baby's head. Incredible.
1 all_copacetic 2019-07-09
Age.
1 Frequent2001 2019-07-09
can't believe these two are still together
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-09
I'm disappointed the white board was blurred out
1 champs-chomps-chimps 2019-07-09
Zooming in on IG photos is rape.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-09
Are the woman in the avatar and the woman in the picture supposed to be the same?
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-07-09
In 3 months she'll look like a Motel 6 maid
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-09
So... still fuckable then.
1 champs-chomps-chimps 2019-07-09
I want to set up an academic study on how young Latina hotties go from having great asses to the unfathomably long, inexplicably flat Goblin ass in the matter of 5 years.
It’s boggles my goddamn mind.
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-07-09
I think Jim is a pedo too, seriously I do. Honest.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-09
Genuinely.
1 Superbad415 2019-07-09
Is it illegal to jack off to this. You know, because there’s a baby involved?
1 champs-chomps-chimps 2019-07-09
You do you qween.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-09
It's always a smart move when you decide to have a career as 'a hot chick' to then get married and have a child. Because that's what your fans love to see.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-07-09
Can someone photshop the baby out?