Remember back in the late 90's & early 2000's, every Middle School kid was trying to be like him?

Dark days indeed.....

I had every CD and I quoted them regularly. I was a real faggot of a kid. I thought nothing would ever top Toll Booth Willie. "I'm gonna fuck you and your lesbian fish-eatin' friends infront of ya fuckin' mothers!" still pops into my head from time to time and I feel shame.

I had every CD and I quoted them regularly.

I loved 'The Peeper' Sketch/Skit. That was great I'll admit.

Does it still hold up today, or has it gone the way of 'The Jerky Boys' skits?

I liked that one too. I haven't listened to them since I was like 13 so I'm assuming none of it holds up.

I must be the only jerkoff that still watches the Jerky Boys movie every few years.

"Frank Rizzo! Open your Fuckin' ears, JACKASS!"

Beat it you fuckin milky licker!

Do not denigrate the good name of the jerky boys sir. At least the white one. They are classics. Just bc the worms knock off is terrible doesn’t mean the source material wasn’t solid

"Are these people working out, or having sex?"

I don't know, I'm eleven years old hearing both for the first time.

That was a solid bit. We'd get high as shit and listen to those CDs as faggot teenagers.

The Respect bit really holds up.

"Gotta respect the condom!"

"There are no dumbbells in here, just my balls"

Sometimes the buffoon pops in my head, but I embrace t.

“I’m going to piss in that guys fucking gas tank.”

I still sing "At a Medium Pace" every now and then.

Same thing with “I got fucking no dukes” from the goat sketch. I haven’t listened to either CD in years but I bet the good parts still hold up.

sex or weightlifting always makes me laugh.

I disagree with some of that

Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison are classics.

The Wedding Singer was quite good.

Airheads is fucking gold

Zohan is an underrated gem.

John Tutturro was hysterical as the Phantom.

"Hey Norm, gotta great part for ya buddy!" proceeds to cut out all his scenes

proceeds to cut out all his scenes

Damn, he got Norton'd

He is famous for acting retarded. He stole Joe's act. Subpoena!!

I hear about this guy. One o’ those chosen people?

You know who loves this guy?

Just guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvlOaw3z6Wg

"Adam Sandler, one of the co-stars of Murder Mystery. Critics are calling it everything from 'shit' to 'fucking shit'."

He charges Hollywood stupid amounts of money to make dirt-cheap movies (his Ridiculous Six movie cost the same to make as Tarantino's Hateful Eight), picks his story based on where he'd like to visit, and then gives his friends massive pay checks for bit-parts in the movie. His whole career is just about fucking Hollywood and having fun with his friends, and I feel like I should admire him for that...

....but he's just such an unlikable unfunny hack cunt that I can't.

It really is a catch-22.

Yeah the moment I heard it described like that I switched to thinking he was cool just for scamming a bunch of old Jews to get David Spade paid.

Fuckin' Richard Kiel (AKA Jaws from Moonraker) in The Waterboy. I don't know the backstory, but it looks to me like he could barely walk from Acromegaly so they propped him up, surrounded him with extras so you couldn't see the scaffolding holding him upright, gave him two lines and boom - there's your payday, and another year of Screen Actors Guild health insurance.

I want to like the guy, but I just can't.

Fuckin' Richard Kiel (AKA Jaws from Moonraker) in The Waterboy.

That was Happy Gilmore, ya jagoff.....

Fuck's sake.

"And YOU can count, on me, waiting for you in the parking lot"

Fucking terrible line, but people treat it like it's one of the best, most badass quotes ever.

Fuck's sake indeed.

I've never heard anyone quote that line. I only hear "the price is wrong, bitch". on a side note, I hate Kevin James and I wish Sandler would stop hiring him for the parts Farley should have had.

Kevin James is a guy who appears in a lot of comedies but I’ve never witnessed him do anything funny

He’s a likeable Ari Shaffir in my opinion.

If you haven't heard, Farley isn't available.

!He's dead, you see.!<

I enjoyed that line.... when I was 12.

It's not even clever, funny or witty. It's literally just him saying he'll meet him in the parking lot.

It's baffling how people latched onto such a stupid, flat line

It’s because a gigantic monster was saying that line.

He does give Colin and Norm parts in his movies. So there's that.

Ive never heard a bad story about him; he’s super loyal to his crews and treats them extraordinarily well. His movies stink but apparently they’re a blast to work on, and he’s almost nauseatingly nice to everyone.

Plus unlike every other Hollywood yid, you never hear a word about politics or virtue signaling out of him. You could do a lot worse than Sandler, Im saying.

Made some serious funny stuff, can't blame him for doing such a great money grab. Would've done the same.

Yea I can’t hate the guy. He quietly makes tens of millions and you hear almost nothing from him.

Imagine if him and Colin rebooted Remote Control.

The guy treats his fans well

He’s supposed to be a great dad

He’s provided jobs for his friends for years and years.

His movies over the past 15 years have been absolute dog shit, but he’s obviously making Netflix money.

curse sunday morning TBS for polluting my childhood mind with this man's 90's/early 2000's films

His movies are shit but he employs his friends. Can't hate him.

The single least amusing "comedian" who's ever lived.

That’s Hannah Gadsby

Oh yeah, that Hans guy. That bit about getting the ol' diggerydoo up the wallaby pouch blows away anything Sandler ever did. He's hilarious.

This is a good Jew in my opinion.

I can’t get on board with this. He has a long list of untouchable classics and wrote a beautiful song about Chris Farley