Some people say Joe got discharged for homosexuality

I heard it was for stealing from his fellow soldiers, an offence that (in wartime) is met with summary execution by firing squad. Sadly, Thievin' Joe never went to war.

Does that mean brothas cumioni has to peel himself?

Thanks for your service.

cannibals

Keeps his supplies in his ass.

With that kind of storage Joe could go weeks, even months without resupply.

He was feeding his entire platoon

I like this new bit

That suckhole looks deceptively small. Joe was the human vacuum in the barracks

It's uncanny

Damn