Reminder that the reason poor lil Anthony got fucked so bad in his divorce was because he would settle for any deal before allowing his wife to share the details of his sexual history.

78  2019-07-07 by stevex42

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Didn't he briefly describe that there were some "threesomes" that he didn't want the details to be made public in court? Wonder what that was about.

Joe and Roe had a go. Either way they looked like b-movie 80s gang members

I mean, he and Joe literally fucked the same woman - I wonder if it was at the same time, and the more I look at that photo the more I wonder how much gay incest was involved. Did she leave the room at some point, and find them carrying on without her?

It would also explain the reason Anthony gives Joe an allowance. Childhood promise my ass.

He promised him his ass

Absolutely

If it was as simple as threesomes (him and 2 broads) he’d be over the moon to have that come out in court.

It is something sinister. Worth two million plus to keep it secret?

Probably had a threesome with a very young family member of Jennifer’s

He said it was threesomes involving his soon-to-be ex-wife and his current girlfriend Mellinda (lobster girl). He said he screamed out "SETTLE!!" when Howard Stern's lawyer Dominic Barbara brought it up in court.

Strange that Anthony would be so ashamed of something like that. A threesome involving two women. He didn't want it brought up in court but freely brought it up on air.

Seems like maybe his ex wanted to bring up his homosexuality instead. She had the truth about him and he paid 10 years of alimony in order to keep it secret.

It's no secret never has been even his dad Joe Cumia Sr seen him as a pissy eyed faggot.

I always assumed it was with an underage girl and Ant panicked thinking it would get out.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with liking things up his ass. Nope, not it at all.

these faggits have the same shoes on

they stole them off of the same truck.

Po-Ricans

Someone said that that's Joe in his freshly sodomized pose. That's really the perfect description of him right here.

Got my moments

Anthony claims it’s about that but really the main thing is probably that he didn’t want the world to know that he was a little cuck that enjoyed slurping his brothers cum out of his wife’s vagina

Tiny Tony and Joey Cum - The Incest Twins. Best Male Incest Duo, AVN, 1987-89, 91

Ant's hair looked better longer. At least it fit with the times. Guaranteed he cut it down to a fro because every second it was long, the thought of his father's anger was beating him down into a crumpled lump of shame.

LMAO!!! They thought they were gonna be famous 80’s rockstars looking like that.

His stupid little hat annoys me more than anything

Tony admitted that him and Ron Perlman had threesomes with Mellinda and that’s how he ended up with her instead. He’s also bragged on air about having sex with underage girls when he was in his late teens and 20’s. Anything he didn’t want to come out in court is some real shame.

Joe looks like Dawn and Ant looks like a lunch lady.

Fucking ssssscumbag! The nerve of this afro'ed Puerto rican Krusty the clown trying to fight back his urge to pop those buttons off the denim vest and reveal his second shirt.

Marriage only fell apart when she finally beat ant at the whiffle bat challenge.

those 2 are gayer than Henry Rollins

Obvious answer is JoeH and AntH had at least one threesome with, "Wendy" and he didn't want that to come out.

The B.O. Twins

back when Joe & Anth fucked gals born in the same decade

Come on out the closet Joe...sheesh.

Daddy raised no fag... hold on, wait a minute. He did, two of them!