Now he looks like a middle age former lumber jack that's recently came out the closet remember fellas ruff ass sex is for the young even fez has to obey that rule
Yeah, a government worker who is dedicated to not performing the duties of his job, just to prove government is stupid and inefficient.
He took a funny character and tried make retards believe it is his real persona. Pathetically selling books on woodworking or other "manly" shit. In reality, he is just another wannabe -woke pussy in his 50s who came through the UCB and got lucky with a popular TV show.
I know he still hangs with the old crew on podcasts and they all bitch about what a fraud and parasite Trump is, and how could his supporters be so fucking dumb?!...then at some point he plugs "oh yeah, Ron Swanson wrote a book about mustaches! Different styles, shapes, and how to care for your upper lip hair....And if you're in the LA area, come on down and take a knife making course with yours truly!"
43 comments
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-07
It made me sick that media tried to make Ron Swanson and his actor an icon of manliness. I think he might have actually bought in to it too.
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-07
lol bacon rite?
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-07
As if obesity is a tent pole of masculinity.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-07
Social programming
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-07
It’s all a giant conspiracy to promote mediocrity
I heard it on Alex Jones
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-07
now there's a guy who knows how bad being a fat guy is.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-07
Alex Jones is a M___d disinformation agent and faggot himself
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-07
You think?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-07
i also know
1 unknowkid96 2019-07-07
Now he looks like a middle age former lumber jack that's recently came out the closet remember fellas ruff ass sex is for the young even fez has to obey that rule
1 dean_clean_machine 2019-07-07
Fez is and has always been a top
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-07-07
Get it? We're stereotypes!
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-07
I'd like to splooge all over her face
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-07
I know you would, Reggie Ray
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-07
I would beat that bitches ass, putting her heels in my sofa deluxe
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-07
That's mysoginistic asumptin babe!
1 champs-chomps-chimps 2019-07-07
Head meet toilet.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-07
That guy is so gay that he spends all his time pretending not to be so gay.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-07
Like God intended
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-07
Which catholic priests exemplify
1 McGowan9 2019-07-07
Isn't that wedding ring on the right hand some kind of gay signal?
1 GreekIsExtra 2019-07-07
He was Megan Mullally's drug dealer before she became his granny beard.
1 chulathedog 2019-07-07
This is a blatant rip off of the swinger couple on SNL with Will Farrell
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-07
Well they’re both pro choice, so none of that matters
1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-07
Goat Meat
1 RocketeerJones 2019-07-07
We could hear the beating of native drums.
1 les_rallizes_denudes 2019-07-07
I swear they listen to the show those COCKSUCKERS ! at least have some common decency to give me credit, tired of getting motherfucked man.
1 literalotherkin 2019-07-07
Where is your luvahhh?
1 BubbaSkrimp420 2019-07-07
Nice camo slippers, shitdick!
1 do_you_vape_asshole 2019-07-07
The real Ron would shake his head at this
1 flyinbrianpillman 2019-07-07
Did you guys know that you can be left wing AND know a bit about basic woodworking?
1 Pizza2TheFace 2019-07-07
Guess you havent visited Vermont
1 flyinbrianpillman 2019-07-07
Vermont isn't the major cities in the US. But I like that they open carry just to let people know not to fuck around.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-07
He said his character from Parks and Recreation - Ron Swanson, libertarian who hates the government and all politicians- would have voted for Hillary.
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-07
Probably because that character drove the guy so far up his own ass it’s pathetic
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-07
the premise of the character is very funny in context of the show but he really became an epic bacon bitch who also cared about feminism.
1 bornrevolution 2019-07-07
parks and rec is where all the jokes that weren't funny enough for the office went.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-07-07
Yeah, a government worker who is dedicated to not performing the duties of his job, just to prove government is stupid and inefficient.
He took a funny character and tried make retards believe it is his real persona. Pathetically selling books on woodworking or other "manly" shit. In reality, he is just another wannabe -woke pussy in his 50s who came through the UCB and got lucky with a popular TV show.
I know he still hangs with the old crew on podcasts and they all bitch about what a fraud and parasite Trump is, and how could his supporters be so fucking dumb?!...then at some point he plugs "oh yeah, Ron Swanson wrote a book about mustaches! Different styles, shapes, and how to care for your upper lip hair....And if you're in the LA area, come on down and take a knife making course with yours truly!"
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-07
"I wrote a book about how great it is to chop wood" fucking blow me
1 literalotherkin 2019-07-07
Gotta say the bitch from Will And Grace doesn't look that bad for a geriatric.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-07
Dude's apparently a master carpenter. I expected his house to look less... shitty.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2019-07-07
"He killed 16 Czechoslovakians! He was an interior decorator!!!"
"Really? His house looked like shit..."
1 Moveinslience 2019-07-07
No idea who they are