Theory: Anthony talked about shooting home invaders a lot because he was trying to cover up the fact he wanted to get butt fucked by the biggest blackest cocks from the ghetto in a home invasion rape fantasy

64  2019-07-07 by Spaceballsin3d

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Yes

*Duh

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Scientific enough for me. I believe it until someone disproves it.

That's how I go about all things.

Yes. I still believe he trying to proposition that black girl 5 yrs ago to fulfill a black pussy fantasy, and could get hard and tried walking away without paying

He definitely craved black cocks, but he's also always been a fag who could talk big and feel validated by all the fat yes-men around him. It was his only way of feeling tough when he's an enourmous pussy.

Like how soldiers who brag are the ones that didn't do shit, gun owners who delight in the idea of shooting someone are the first to run and hide in the closet.

Anth would be stumbling around drunk trying to find his gun during any home invasion.

That would be a great scene in the third act of a Quentin Tarantino movie or something, and outspoken racist drunk overprepares for a home invasion and when it finally happens(they break in in the middle of a drunken basement podcast rant) and he’s completely unprepared, yelling all the shit he’d imagined himself yelling in his heroic scenario but can’t find the gun, and in his attempt at fighting the guy off but failing, is raped by the black man in view of the webcam, his 12 viewers that worshipped his view on blacks witnessing the whole thing in horror. He tries to podcast the next day but he’s so visibly shaken he can’t even fake laugh and act like he’s having a great time anymore, the end credits explain how his brother is a loser who’s only accomplishment in the last 50 years is cosplaying as the edge and completely failing at even such a stupid thing like that.

Seems awfully specific

And the twist that the main character actually loved being raped by said black men can either be a subplot or a sequel.

Yet when faced with even a whiff of confrontation on his show he just nervously giggles and hugs himself.

This is true. It couldn't be any other way.

Nothing else even makes sense.

He would instantly (and happily) turn into Lainie Calluzzo. "Please, I'll suck ya cock. I'll suck all youse guys cocks."

They would turn to Joe and ask :
" Is that faggot any good ? Who am I kidding, you probably showed him !".

Sounds about right

He was trying to entice them.

You're stretching

he would fumble with the gun out of panic, shoot like crazy without aiming properly, run of rounds, get to panicky to switch mags and then he would get raped by dat bbc

This is a theory no longer.

I bet he would be hiding in the closet (methaphorically and factually) and screaming "I'm not in here !" with his fairy-bud light voice.

Hopefully he’s killed in another of those swatting gone wrong type deals.