Ah yes, this was his expression when Judge Milian casually dismissed his claim of being singled out on the internet by a group of "online terrorists." A typical Cumia reaction - impotent rage followed up by doing fuck all. A total collapse of confidence and failure to stand up for themselves in the crucial moment, followed later by an angry online "what I shoulda said" rant. Faggots.
She was right though, of course. It is "pretty farfetched" that he gets shit on just "because of who his brother is." It's because he's such a dumb cunt.
Doing "fuck all". Perhaps you've forgotten that he showed off her decent grandma titties in a weird attempt to embarrass her despite the fact that the pics were taken at a nude beach and she has a much better set than his cryptkeeper wife or the pig ex that was handed down to anth.
Indeed. I'd include that with his misguided internet payback after the fact. His inaction when it counted was one of the funniest parts of that People's Court appearance, along with calling himself a pedophile 3 times and EBG.
He also posted on the old sub like an ass bragging he won his case and saying how well he did. This fucking Stromboli brain actually thought he came off like a rockstar at that taping, thus the start of The “he got the girl” phrase. It wasn’t until he actually saw firsthand how much of a fucktard he made himself out to be that he and his mealticket Anth started shitting on her. Doing so by proving she had nice cans for a broad her age as well as several college degrees , basically stating she was completely opposite of a cumia
The bone she threw Joe cannot be understated. That setting wasn't actual court, and she wasn't bound by law. Both sides agreed to abide by whatever she decided, as terms of going on the show.
She could've said 'eh, this guy is morally reprehensible' and ruled against Joe. Happens all the time on other court shows. But she is such an ethical, uncompromising woman, she ruled in accordance with the law. Which only further highlights the base, classless void of Joe's character in posting her nudes even after she put money in his pocket.
Imagine going to fucking court looking like that. It's a testament how truly stupid this man is that he thought that airborne t-shirt/suit jacket combo was gonna make a good impression.
Duuuurrr I wanna show the judge I served but I also wanna look smart. I know - I can get the best of both worlds! Duuuurrrr
Your honor...I didn't wanna bring this up...but there's this online group, they are called reddits. Their only purpose is to terrorize peaceful citizens like myself. The pictures mentioned and all my tweets, they are screen grabs from IMAGURRR. Totally fabricated, your honor.
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1 McGowan9 2019-07-06
Ah yes, this was his expression when Judge Milian casually dismissed his claim of being singled out on the internet by a group of "online terrorists." A typical Cumia reaction - impotent rage followed up by doing fuck all. A total collapse of confidence and failure to stand up for themselves in the crucial moment, followed later by an angry online "what I shoulda said" rant. Faggots.
She was right though, of course. It is "pretty farfetched" that he gets shit on just "because of who his brother is." It's because he's such a dumb cunt.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-06
Doing "fuck all". Perhaps you've forgotten that he showed off her decent grandma titties in a weird attempt to embarrass her despite the fact that the pics were taken at a nude beach and she has a much better set than his cryptkeeper wife or the pig ex that was handed down to anth.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-06
Indeed. I'd include that with his misguided internet payback after the fact. His inaction when it counted was one of the funniest parts of that People's Court appearance, along with calling himself a pedophile 3 times and EBG.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-06
In the long-run though you're right. He's hated because he's a retarded fuck.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-06
Yes but you forget-me-not he was awarded the girl!
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-06
He also posted on the old sub like an ass bragging he won his case and saying how well he did. This fucking Stromboli brain actually thought he came off like a rockstar at that taping, thus the start of The “he got the girl” phrase. It wasn’t until he actually saw firsthand how much of a fucktard he made himself out to be that he and his mealticket Anth started shitting on her. Doing so by proving she had nice cans for a broad her age as well as several college degrees , basically stating she was completely opposite of a cumia
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-06
The one thing he didn’t lie about was casually dismissed as far fetched. Ha!
1 swtjjII 2019-07-06
The bone she threw Joe cannot be understated. That setting wasn't actual court, and she wasn't bound by law. Both sides agreed to abide by whatever she decided, as terms of going on the show.
She could've said 'eh, this guy is morally reprehensible' and ruled against Joe. Happens all the time on other court shows. But she is such an ethical, uncompromising woman, she ruled in accordance with the law. Which only further highlights the base, classless void of Joe's character in posting her nudes even after she put money in his pocket.
1 aRTie02150 2019-07-06
I want to suck on her abuela tits and it's all Joe's fault.
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-06
Imagine going to fucking court looking like that. It's a testament how truly stupid this man is that he thought that airborne t-shirt/suit jacket combo was gonna make a good impression.
Duuuurrr I wanna show the judge I served but I also wanna look smart. I know - I can get the best of both worlds! Duuuurrrr
Fucking cow-brained retard.
1 Tom_Stall 2019-07-06
Hey Fat Barry, Are you gonna watch The Long Good Friday?
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-06
He wishes he had his trusty spud peeler with him to pull an OJ on the lovely judge.
1 Nuwanda84 2019-07-06
Your honor...I didn't wanna bring this up...but there's this online group, they are called reddits. Their only purpose is to terrorize peaceful citizens like myself. The pictures mentioned and all my tweets, they are screen grabs from IMAGURRR. Totally fabricated, your honor.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-06
I don't get his need to be famous. He's a kid that wants attention regardless of if it's positive or negative
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-06
His fucking genie earrings.
1 nice_looper_stupid 2019-07-06
Mr Clean lookin ass nigga
1 TheDrewster1982 2019-07-06
So so so so your saying I look like a retarded cow and I fuck kids.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-06
He looks like a Gremlin from that movie- Gremlins 2
1 therealstinks 2019-07-06
how dare you cut out my watermark