That's unfair to speculate upon. The official reason given is "habitual thievery" but I think we can also safely assume it's also for buggery and sodomy. Sick and bad guy.
A while back on the old sub, there was a lot of buzz about reporting him to the Stolen Valor website. So he preemptively shared his military record in a tweet and, predictably enough, it was absolutely pathetic. He was some kind of mechanic who was never posted overseas and was only ever stationed in remote Southern bases. There was nothing close to any actual warfare in it.
"Sir, the private's fifth general order is to bake, fry, braise, boil, simmer, steam and sauté as prescribed by official United States Army recipes, Sir!"
"What's the name of the private's peeler?"
"Sir, the private's peeler's name is Charlene, Sir!"
I'm sure that if he could fit his fat stomach and tits into his old uniform, he'd be in it every time he went to a store trying to get military discounts.
Thats what he does with his flea market hat and t-shirt he had on the peoples court. He will tilt his head and point at it with a smug look on his face if he feels danger.
26 comments
1 McGowan9 2019-07-06
Why do cocksuckers always have those big, sad eyes?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-07-06
He looks like mr potato head
1 lowend73 2019-07-06
Ass rape
1 GodRollHungJury 2019-07-06
Has anyone ever tried a FOIA request for his military record? I want to know how many potatoes he peeled.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-07-06
I did and he was dishonourably discharged for thievery.
I have the documents, Joe.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-07-06
All of them.
1 GodRollHungJury 2019-07-06
Was sodomy on there too?
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-06
Ya really have to ask? He’s a Cumia, of course it was.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-07-06
And for being a sexual deviant, I suspect.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-07-06
That's unfair to speculate upon. The official reason given is "habitual thievery" but I think we can also safely assume it's also for buggery and sodomy. Sick and bad guy.
1 all_copacetic 2019-07-06
A while back on the old sub, there was a lot of buzz about reporting him to the Stolen Valor website. So he preemptively shared his military record in a tweet and, predictably enough, it was absolutely pathetic. He was some kind of mechanic who was never posted overseas and was only ever stationed in remote Southern bases. There was nothing close to any actual warfare in it.
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-07-06
Post em
1 suirogerg 2019-07-06
Subpoena
1 Guatzelot 2019-07-06
"Private Cumia. mission report!"
"Sir, yes, Sir. All potatoes peeled, Sir."
"Good job, son. Do happen to know what the term 'McNamara's Morons' means."
"Sir, absolutely not, Sir!"
"Of course you don't. Now, repeat to me the two rules which you shall never break."
"Sir, 'Don't touch the rifle. Don't touch the granade', Sir."
"Very good private. If a man like you could ever call themselves a soldier, it would be now."
1 McGowan9 2019-07-06
"What's the private's fifth general order?
"Sir, the private's fifth general order is to bake, fry, braise, boil, simmer, steam and sauté as prescribed by official United States Army recipes, Sir!"
"What's the name of the private's peeler?"
"Sir, the private's peeler's name is Charlene, Sir!"
1 suirogerg 2019-07-06
I feel like Joe would have a male name for his peeler, maybe Charles? Chaz?
1 McGowan9 2019-07-06
Lawrence.
1 rctothefuture 2019-07-06
THAT PEELER SOME KIND OF ROYALTY, SON?
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-06
He really does look cartoonishly stupid. Might as well have a giant 'D' on that cap.
1 xterraroc 2019-07-06
You know he was strutting about on the 4th acting like his service had something to do with our independence....”thank me for my service!!!”
1 suirogerg 2019-07-06
Totally
1 McGowan9 2019-07-06
I'm sure that if he could fit his fat stomach and tits into his old uniform, he'd be in it every time he went to a store trying to get military discounts.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-06
Thats what he does with his flea market hat and t-shirt he had on the peoples court. He will tilt his head and point at it with a smug look on his face if he feels danger.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-07-06
He pretends he was this hulking biker badass. He weighs no more than 110 lbs here. Fucking pussy got his ass beat his entire life.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-06
With those cocksucker lips he might've been able to "negotiate" his way out of a few ass kickings.
1 TheDrewster1982 2019-07-06
🎶This is my peeler this is my gun, this is for peeling this is for fun🎶