Cow eyed retard.

95  2019-07-06 by RapistWithHIV

23 comments

It truly is unbelievable just how stupid he looks in every photo.

His mouth is always open. He's literally a mouth breather.

He even got the cow nose ring on his ear

Of fucking course he’s wearing the airborne cap. Nobody gives a shit that you jumped out of some planes during peacetime, you fucking dope.

It was forty years ago, of course it's still relevant.

Why do people still believe this shit. If he did half the shit he claimed, he'd have posted proof years ago. He's the type to brag about every little thing he's done, but somehow being a GI Faggot is a private matter that he doesn't discuss or verify?

He wears the cap and the earrings so military people know he was a cum dumpster while peeling potatoes, and is in fact still a cum dumpster and all holes are open for service.

My dad was in the 82nd Airborne. I never saw him wore a fucking hat or t-shirt advertise it. Never really talked/talks about it either.

Crazy Cabbie used to boast about being in the 82nd.

I'm sure there are plenty of legit guys that brag about it. But most don't. It's offputting.

That's because your dad actually served in the 82nd. Joe's lying about his service, that's why he never coughed up that DD214 he said he would. The only thing he served was breakfast, lunch and dinner.

The only thing he served was breakfast, lunch and dinner.

And those monstrous Army cocks.

War hero act aside. Things are so bad for him now that his little sister has to wedge him in to her gigs just to keep him in gas money.

Slack jawed yokel

Some folk'll never drink kid spit, but then again some folk'll

Like Joey, The Slack Jawed Yokel.

mouth breather cumia

Stolen valor

Legitimately mentally handicapped.

What's that cut out Brillo pad glued to his face all about?

It's more 'vagina-like' when his bull dates close their eyes.

Because of this man, everytime I eat a hamburger, I imagine it saying "I'm not a pedophile" and "I'm Anthony Cumia's brother."

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This is how he chose to look at a wedding.