Is this the venue he initially complained about? They had made the mistake of charging him full price for an Irish coffee and not letting his hag sit closer to him? Also he had a problem with the owners/management being a bunch of millenial libtards.
He changed his tune once people started reporting his negative review and started posting fake reviews of their own. The venue vowed to never book him again, and he tried to claim he had never posted a negative review in the first place and he was a victim of online terrorists.
I liked the "ducks on the pond" saga the best, myself. The retarded owner tried to take on the online trolls and started refuting the fake reviews. Nigga had to eventually lock his yelp, FB, and Google reviews.
It's a mixture of brazen dishonesty and stupidity. He is such a fucking pathologically lying dunderhead that believes people are as stupid as him to believe his lies.
He looked like a stuttering, muttering asshole when he blatantly lied to Judge Milian about not having been the one to have tweeted those racist tweets. He actually thought he would be believed. I loathe him.
Same thing with AntH about the vibrating egg. You could hear his gears turning trying to think of a plausible lie. And all he could come up was, "it opens up and you fuck it."
That whole James Joyce thing on Facebook was fucking hilarious. Joe responding to every post making himself look like an idiot publicly. I think that is when he decided to start coming on the sub and running his gay ops.
This nigga clearly needs to listen to Bovine Joe's 'In The Air Tonight' microphone drum solo before besmirching his good name. That's what sold me on Mustafa and the Harams discography.
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1 johnajapanda 2019-07-06
Is this the venue he initially complained about? They had made the mistake of charging him full price for an Irish coffee and not letting his hag sit closer to him? Also he had a problem with the owners/management being a bunch of millenial libtards.
He changed his tune once people started reporting his negative review and started posting fake reviews of their own. The venue vowed to never book him again, and he tried to claim he had never posted a negative review in the first place and he was a victim of online terrorists.
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-06
That was the prime time of this sub, very very entertaining stuff
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-06
I liked the "ducks on the pond" saga the best, myself. The retarded owner tried to take on the online trolls and started refuting the fake reviews. Nigga had to eventually lock his yelp, FB, and Google reviews.
1 intrepidenterprise 2019-07-06
Ducks on the Ave, stupid
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-06
Dick on the Sue
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-06
Doh! Anyone have the screen captures from Ducks on the Avenue saga?
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-06
Should never hire a cumia. You get what you pay for.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-06
For someone who spends so much time on the internet, he still hasn't figured out how it works. It's almost like he's deeply stupid or something.
2 johnajapanda 2019-07-06
It's a mixture of brazen dishonesty and stupidity. He is such a fucking pathologically lying dunderhead that believes people are as stupid as him to believe his lies.
He looked like a stuttering, muttering asshole when he blatantly lied to Judge Milian about not having been the one to have tweeted those racist tweets. He actually thought he would be believed. I loathe him.
Same thing with AntH about the vibrating egg. You could hear his gears turning trying to think of a plausible lie. And all he could come up was, "it opens up and you fuck it."
1 bigbird911 2019-07-06
I liked the one written by a black gentleman about Joe playing Bob Dylan’s Hurricane and staring intently at him during the “crazy nigger” line
1 realestassdude 2019-07-06
One of the best moments here.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-07-06
someone please find this
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-07-06
I liked Marion’s posts. That is a woman who knows what’s up.
Great Food
1 CasinoIndian 2019-07-06
Jesus Christ. This place is the dominion of the flies.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-06
I like the review of Joe shouting the N word and staring at a black guy
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-06
Me too. He stared, right at me,,
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-07-06
Godbless.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-06
That whole James Joyce thing on Facebook was fucking hilarious. Joe responding to every post making himself look like an idiot publicly. I think that is when he decided to start coming on the sub and running his gay ops.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-06
Was this the one where the great “subpoena” bit came from? Nice.
1 ArmchairFabio 2019-07-06
This nigga clearly needs to listen to Bovine Joe's 'In The Air Tonight' microphone drum solo before besmirching his good name. That's what sold me on Mustafa and the Harams discography.
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-06
I believe that name is in reference to some black guy on 4chan who became popular for posing with body pillows of anime girls
He ended up going to prison for child pornography so the last line is the icing on the cake