He does not use turn signals, calls 911 when he gets a flat tire, gets in a bad mood when men are working and pouts about it on his radio show and IG, plays with buff men dolls, only eats chicken tendies, watches buff men in underwear wrastle 4 times a week, back stabbed both men that let his stupid smug ass in the business, bullied someone into hanging himself, and he has the nerve to sport a beard. Die sam faggots!
If you found yourself in this situation would you follow him home then dox him, or immediately ram him off the road seeking to cause as much injury to him as possible, even if it meant risking your own life and the lives of others?
56 comments
1 suirogerg 2019-07-05
This can’t be real
1 Superbad415 2019-07-05
You didn’t need to use an “edit”
Edit:because it’s for fags.
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-07-05
Fuckin dickhead
1 JansHammer 2019-07-05
driving like anthony.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-07-05
This makes it so easy when you're looking for a car to key
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-07-05
Cream Pie Jones once posted about the faggy toy Jeep his parents bought him
1 MustFeedNana 2019-07-05
He must be stopped
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-05
That whole Not Sam thing never really took off, did it?
1 DigitechLooper 2019-07-05
He’s notsuccessful.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-07-05
Nana probably sold more books.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-07-05
Only Danny Ross (Daniel Ben Dovid) & you call people 'herb's, otherwise good find!
1 willfalls2 2019-07-05
Sorry herb was a common slang in 2006 when I was in High school. I knew I should have went with faggot.
1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-07-05
I didn’t know that early 90’s slang was still being used then. You should always go with faggot, it’s an excellent descriptive word for Sam.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-07-05
Do you think he is capable of removing the doors or top?
1 salescunt129-2 2019-07-05
No fucking way in hell.
1 china-blast 2019-07-05
He has his dad come do it for him.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-05
His dad's a queer too. Who do you think told him to call 911 when he got a flat?
1 Mcchisell 2019-07-05
Did you take this?
1 willfalls2 2019-07-05
It's on barstool page twitter
1 Mcchisell 2019-07-05
Don’t see it. Context?
1 willfalls2 2019-07-05
The guy who works for barstool sports on Sirius radio must have been behind "not sam" on his way home and posted it on his twitter page
1 Mcchisell 2019-07-05
What a strange thing to do
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-05
Shaddap already
1 Mcchisell 2019-07-05
Make out with a running lawn mower fag
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-05
Thanks, Jim.
1 Mcchisell 2019-07-05
Swan dive off the tallest roof you can find
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-05
Good thing he got that spare tire lmao
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-05
Too many tendies
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-07-05
Of course that piece of shit doesn't use turn signals. Hopefully he'll get hit when merging lanes
1 Toss__Pot 2019-07-05
this startlingly-new evidence might affect his claim when he rammed tthat bud
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-05
He does not use turn signals, calls 911 when he gets a flat tire, gets in a bad mood when men are working and pouts about it on his radio show and IG, plays with buff men dolls, only eats chicken tendies, watches buff men in underwear wrastle 4 times a week, back stabbed both men that let his stupid smug ass in the business, bullied someone into hanging himself, and he has the nerve to sport a beard. Die sam faggots!
1 absultedpr 2019-07-05
I’m a die-hard liberal democrat and even I’m creeped out by these bearded sissies.
1 dhort13 2019-07-05
If he knows what's good for him, he will stay out of the Joseph lane
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-07-05
Honestly this is now what I hate the most about him. People who drive dangerously should be publicly executed.
1 dazzlefloss 2019-07-05
lol he drives with one hand like a cool dude B)
1 willfalls2 2019-07-05
Hopefully mongo the trucker t bones him on the free way
1 NewbornFleshlight 2019-07-05
Breaker breaker 9-9 Breaker 9-9 this is dreamcatcher what ya”ll haulin Beaver Bumper.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-05
It says Not Sam though, do you really think it's Sam?
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-05
Phhft. Hardtop in July....
1 salescunt129-2 2019-07-05
Let’s not act like he knows how to change it. He just knows how to ask his dad to buy it for him.
1 gaykentuckypride_yay 2019-07-05
nice taconic parkway, you remarkable collection of stupids
1 Pizza2TheFace 2019-07-05
I wish Aunt Diane was still alive to ram her screaming van load of children head on into him.
1 BaggySpandex 2019-07-05
This is incredibly embarrassing.
1 donald_kingsley 2019-07-05
If you found yourself in this situation would you follow him home then dox him, or immediately ram him off the road seeking to cause as much injury to him as possible, even if it meant risking your own life and the lives of others?
1 OlShotgunFace 2019-07-05
Yes
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-05
I'd spin him out with the PIT maneuver
1 egates09 2019-07-05
nice sporty outdoors vehicle for a fucking nerd who collects wrestling dolls. even his abundant lack of signalling screams woman driver
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-07-05
I wish NotSam was NotAlive instead.
1 feedfatrick 2019-07-05
I really wish this fucking weasel would drop dead
1 willfalls2 2019-07-05
Where's Pat Duffy when you need him.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-07-05
4x4 Wrangler, for that treacherous commute from Westchester.
1 bigbird911 2019-07-05
I want to Notrunhimofftheroadintoaphonepole
1 Skip4play 2019-07-05
I hope the airbag breaks his arm.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-07-05
KFC is another dreadful NYC wigger like Sam.
1 alveolae 2019-07-05
Why buy a car with a spare you don't know how to change
1 therealstinks 2019-07-05
haha did you take this