You could always go and see your family, you know the one who let you live with them until you were 30 fucking years old

27  2019-07-05 by McGowan9

21 comments

1  McGowan9 2019-07-05

Cry for help fruit

1  SibHashian13 2019-07-05

You can’t brood if you have a loving and supportive family

1  johnajapanda 2019-07-05

A confirmed bachelor in his 50s. Mysterious...

1  late_50s_why 2019-07-05

He goes to these dark places

1  johnajapanda 2019-07-05

Dassabesso, just to sulk and brooding.

1  CinemapocalypseNOW 2019-07-05

Youd think he was a real person.

1  this_light 2019-07-05

Could he be more fake?

1  johnajapanda 2019-07-05

You don't think him singing the blues is genuine?

Dolphin cackle

1  Ranger_Drumpf 2019-07-05

Worms have no friends

1  JMueller2012 2019-07-05

Hopefully it’s because they’ve disowned him (as they should)

1  ladedamrfrenchman 2019-07-05

He never had real friends. Just coworkers and colleagues

1  JMueller2012 2019-07-05

He doesn’t even deserve those

1  ObsessiveMuso 2019-07-05

Opester considered him a friend. Before the fawkin' shark backstabbed him.

1  Dennyislife 2019-07-05

Mary Jean is probably in his hot tub crying.

1  SibHashian13 2019-07-05

What the fuck is wrong with this weirdo? He’s exhausting

1  johnajapanda 2019-07-05

He was born in the wrong era to be gay. Still can't come out...

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-07-05

jump

1  SibHashian13 2019-07-05

Look at some of those comments.... “aww Jim I’ll be your friend” that’s exactly what Jim was fishing for.

1  ConflictAddict 2019-07-05

He didn't hire companionship?

1  McGowan9 2019-07-05

He still seems to be deluded enough to think you can. You can hire a cum receptacle, or a pretty face to accompany you to some function but you can't hire someone to hangout with you and enjoy it.

1  redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-05

Jump.