Were two guys who think parties with no alcohol is a party in itself.

43  2019-07-04 by frankthefrowner16

25 comments

1  lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-04

Maybe I'm just a raving alcoholic, but I can't comprehend how all these guys hang out and claim to have a good time without any alcohol or drugs. It's baffling to me

1  realestassdude 2019-07-04

I couldn’t imagine wanting to hang out with them even if there was an open bar.

1  mikejmarvin 2019-07-04

Jim might blow you

1  realestassdude 2019-07-04

I’m sure he is very skilled, but the constant stream of needy texts that would follow are something I wouldn’t want to deal with.

1  MonsteRain 2019-07-04

and there's always the threat of him leave your door ajar on his way out

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-07-04

Jim seems like the kind of guy to deliberately fall over and say "I submit! Do what you will with me."

1  MonsteRain 2019-07-04

I definitely do both a lot less now that I'm older but going through life without touching either is completely retarded

1  SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-04

I could see it if these people were funny or interesting or witty but this is Jim and Sam we're talking about here. Two of the dullest people alive.

1  McGowan9 2019-07-04

Sam legitimately looks 50 years old.

1  SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-04

Sam looked like a toddler just a few years before he started his internship with O&A. And now look at him. He must have pissed off a gypsy somewhere.

1  Superbad415 2019-07-04

Sam looks like he had a drink. Maybe it’s just too much pizza bagels

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-07-04

Sam looks like his mom binge drank for nine months straight.

1  GeMigMat 2019-07-04

Why is Sam souch a tea totaler? You can have a beer with dinner without getting shit-faced. Pepsi goes better with steak?

1  BLACKMARQUETTE 2019-07-04

He doesn’t eat steak, only dinosaur chicken nuggets

1  GTAThrowaway9876 2019-07-04

Because he is a worthless mamas boy

1  lowend73 2019-07-04

Tea totaler

1  Ranger_Drumpf 2019-07-04

Tfw the twink days are long gone so you gotta touch kids to recreate the feels

1  frankthefrowner16 2019-07-04

Young Sam days are long and dead. Even bob Kelly won't touch him these days

1  MonsteRain 2019-07-04

We're 2 "guys"

1  GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-04

*2 gays

1  Corey8706 2019-07-04

Sam might be the ugliest human being I have ever seen.

1  Colinfagerty 2019-07-04

Glad my mother never put me on HGH. I would have a parade float head too.

1  JMueller2012 2019-07-04

What do you think Sam’s diet is like for the 4th??

1  CasinoIndian 2019-07-04

The death is starting to show in Sam's eyes. It's wonderful.

1  WalterWhite2012 2019-07-04

Jim is getting fat again. Sam looks as horrible as ever.