If I was locked in a bunker with Adolf Hitler and Joe Cumia, and I had a gun with only 2 bullets...

45  2019-07-04 by JoeCumiasFryingPan

I'd put both rounds in Joe and then me and Hitler would kick his body around

28 comments

1  CarolMaxheinie 2019-07-04

So would Anthony

1  GinFoss 2019-07-04

Are you saying that Hitler did nothing wrong?

I heard that he was actually a sensitive man

1  Popblawo 2019-07-04

He was also a nonsmoker.

1  late_50s_why 2019-07-04

Hilters dog thinks he dabessdo

1  MarbleSpaceCat 2019-07-04

And he appreciated the arts. War hero too.

What a great guy.

1  Frequent2001 2019-07-04

ever heard of some book called "The Pink Swaztika" im not into conspiracies but a lot of that shit was true, a bunch of high level nazis were homosexual or bisexual.

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-07-04

Germans in general seem a little light in the loafers

1  Tom_Tomlinson 2019-07-04

Scott Lively is a retard

1  Tom_Tomlinson 2019-07-04

Scott Lively was a panhandler begging for change well into his 40s. More pathetic than Norton

1  GinFoss 2019-07-04

Oh yeah, that's not a joke I know all about the rampant homosexuality in the national socialist party back in the 30s

Crazy since later on they got sent to the camps

1  McGowan9 2019-07-04

Why do you think they were such snappy dressers?

1  Frequent2001 2019-07-04

those ww2 uniforms were pretty badass, but then again if you look at some of the regalia from ww1 and before, they also had some really good looking uniforms too

1  AntsFailingCareer 2019-07-04

The Allies were the real racists for sure.

1  Kurt_Love 2019-07-04

Joe thinks he's the ideal 6'1 Arian super man.

1  Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-07-04

Arian

That's how I imagine Joe would spell it

1  Persianschlong 2019-07-04

That's how they spell things over at cumtown

1  wbgreen 2019-07-04

Guineas like Joe are why Italy was useless in that war.

1  NortheastPhilly 2019-07-04

You should put the first round into your own head

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-04

Oh yeah, you're right, that's a much funnier joke.

Fucking boob

1  Dick_NiPaolo 2019-07-04

Shoot Joe in both kneecaps and watch him bleed out

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-07-04

I would tell Hitler Joe was gay, watch him kill him then shoot Hitler.

1  Frequent2001 2019-07-04

hitler was a vegetarian, he don't eat cow so more beef for you

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-04

At least Joe is thoughtful. I'll give him that. How often does a cow come along complete with a frying pan to cook it in?

1  yanggang707 2019-07-04

Hitler has been dead for a long time. He was burned. Shooting his ashes would make no sense

1  ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-04

I don’t know which is more retarded, that comment or your gay ass name.

1  senselessdegenerate 2019-07-04

I'd shoot Joe twice.

1  niceusernamestupid 2019-07-04

I would let Hitler take the killshot after I shot Joe in the Knee. Then pound some Munsterbrau with my new bro, mabye lampshade some Jews later on idk

1  GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-04

Careful you dont get mezmorized by Jealous Joes bovine eyes.