r/opieandanthonyxyz: Remember when Anthony Cumia said he was going to do a book tour across America and then he didn't because no one turned up to the first one in Manhattan except a couple of SJW protesters and Big A?

Remember when Anthony Cumia said he was going to do a book tour across America and then he didn't because no one turned up to the first one in Manhattan except a couple of SJW protesters and Big A?

93 2019-07-04 by McGowan9

Hahaha, how's obscurity, Nana?

38 comments

1 WannabePodcastar 2019-07-04

Across America? Outside the Tri-State, no one knows Opie & Anthony.

1 McGowan9 2019-07-04

He mentioned a few cities that he was "definitely going to hit up." Boston and Philadelphia were on the list. A few slobs tweeted at him with "Come to Tallahassee/Bute/Whatever" and he did his usual "Hahaha, holy shit, see you there!" bullshit. Wetbrained old queer.

1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-04

Someone twittered that a comedians of the compound show would sell out Boston. His fans are dumb assholes.

1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-04

The internet really let these moron shit heads think their little fantasy world is reality. A comedians of the compound show would be luck my to sell out the compound east.

1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-04

Nana still could do all the big gay cities like San Francisco, Portland, Montreal etc if he brings Brother Joe with him, who is a celebrity in those circles.

1 bigbird911 2019-07-04

Should’ve had a “release” party in Fire Island

1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-04

Trust me, nana’s ass has been to many “release” parties there. Usually inside his colon

1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-07-04

Don’t forget Texas, gotta give your love to a cowboy man!

1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-04

How could i ever forget the City of Texas, which has a population of 28.5 million.

1 mattirawks 2019-07-04

'Biting' Hands across America

1 spolrak123 2019-07-04

He bit off more than he could chew

1 TacolasCage 2019-07-04

He was supposed to sign in L.A but that never happened.

1 McGowan9 2019-07-04

Couldn't find a bookstore willing to host him.

1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-04

Can you get that many sharpies into the city?

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-04

Nuh dat never happind

1 suirogerg 2019-07-04

And his BROTHER (does anyone have something to say to him?)

1 McGowan9 2019-07-04

Yeah, get a job.

1 suirogerg 2019-07-04

He’s in a tribute band, sir 😎

1 McGowan9 2019-07-04

That's true. He's basically a cross between Mick Jagger and Marlon Brando.

1 suirogerg 2019-07-04

Prick Snagger

1 DigitechLooper 2019-07-04

Actually he’s gone back to regular old cover bands. It may not seem like a big difference but as Joe tells it you gotta go where the money is. He’s got his finger on the pulse of market trends, you see.

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-04

Honestly I think if he came here with fists unclenched instead of under the psudonym redditardsdurr, and apologized for putting a bounty on us, we would have left his stupid book signings to wallow in obscurity. Instead of calling in the big guns, some hefty lass who couldn't be swayed by promises of Starbucks.

1 JerkStoreJ 2019-07-04

Not true. Bobo was also there.

1 illydelph 2019-07-04

Not only a book tour...a series of raucous live TACS episodes as well. Can’t wait!

1 McGowan9 2019-07-04

It's honestly a shame it didn't happen. Can you imagine how disastrously bad they would've been? They would have given this place material for months.

1 Audibledogfarts 2019-07-04

Years.

1 bigbird911 2019-07-04

And perhaps Matt Holt would’ve tagged along!

1 madameroach 2019-07-04

How could we forget? So delusional.

1 Qadan_Kuhn 2019-07-04

Remember the live show he did at Comic-Con in front of 8 people? Half of which had no idea what they were even watching, they just needed a place to sit down and rest due to their obesity.

1 McGowan9 2019-07-04

Was that the one where the venue's management parked his show next to the mens shitter?

1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-04

The only way that metaphor would have been more apt would be if they put him next to the blacks only water fountain

1 PhishInVa2 2019-07-04

This event

1 Kurt_Love 2019-07-04

He also mentioned he'd have to figure out a way to ship the tens of thousands of signed copies that would be demanded.

1 JansHammer 2019-07-04

they had like six private security dudes and like five nypd to protect an old man wearing skate shoes. it cost B&N money.

1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-04

That’s not true.

Bobo, Joe, and Erock also showed up. You know, everyone on his payroll in other words.

1 gcastrato 2019-07-04

Anyone put in any credence in the notion Nana couldn't write a tell-all because of Bud Lightl induced memory loss and Nana literally has no memory of anything and had to hire ghost writers to transcribe old bits?

1 Synysterpillow 2019-07-04

That's not true, he ran out of fresh sharpies

1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-04

Man that book signing was just perfect. You know he assumed the streets would be lined with thousands of old O&A pests, drunken bros and girls flashing the crowd. Instead it was Anthony all alone at a table in the back with a pile of Sharpies and nothing else.