I want to kick the fat turd in that picture so hard. And you know where I'd kick him? The thickest part of his shoes. I don't know why but it just seems extra demeaning.
How I came to know the o&a page at an age so young you ask? Well it all started one day as a sixteen year old visiting the library. An elderly gentleman, around 46 years of age was using the computer to my right. His hairline receding, his belly hanging over his belt, and his shirt smelling pungently of mildew. At one point he took out a laptop covered in WOW and Jocktober stickers from a plastic bag, tried turning it on and off a few times but to no success. He then gave in and used the library computer, tried logging into reddit under the pseudonym "ABoyNamedSueLiveAtTheCompound", this account was suspended for a few days, next he tried "JimSucksTrannyJuice" and "EmceeJoeWithBovineFlow". What followed was rather uneventfull as he had no way of logging into his reddit accounts without the aide of autofill. He sat that tortured, unable to contain himself, he began lecturing in surreal detail the life, trial, and humiliation of Joseph Cumia to an audience of unamused passers by.
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1 bovinegrazr 2019-07-03
More like 40 50
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-03
With Truckers thrown in the mix
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-03
He's losing at everything. Remember when he told judge milian he was in a U2 tribute band and she had to make sure he wasn't bono.
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-03
With Truckers thrown in the mix
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-03
The sad thing is it’s not to late to make something of his life but he is just to set on his ways
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-03
He’s 60 years old and is lazy and has zero motivation. He’s done. Put the cow down.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-07-03
Its half acting half musicianship
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-03
You know, we really have overlooked how funny that was. There was just so much amazing shit going on all at once. It was hard to take it all in.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-03
How satisfying would it be to drive a 9 iron into that fat fucking slob's temple. The monster in the picture too.
1 StutterinPrickYou 2019-07-03
I'm 27 brothman
1 Skyfryer 2019-07-03
Tranhtony will have Joe snoop through your account just to make sure you’re definitely not a 13 year old girl with a dick.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2019-07-03
Late 50s, why?
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-03
keep my name out of your mouth libtard
1 rahtin 2019-07-03
You've got the age demo wrong.
And we were also defeated by a sloppily obese pedarest, who like Joe, has no job, and all the time in the world to fight the sub.
1 Psych555 2019-07-03
Who Joe attempted to befriend and failed.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-03
Did he ask him out for Starbucks do you think?
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-07-03
I'm thinking 28-40
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-03
18-40 years and a 16 year old who doesn’t know dick about the internet?
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1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-03
Was that one of Joes new accounts?
1 lowend73 2019-07-03
I would go 28-45
1 KPIH 2019-07-03
I'm 21
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-03
goo for yoo
1 DigitechLooper 2019-07-03
I’m only 16 years old, I don’t know dick about the internet.
1 Despite_being_13_pct 2019-07-03
supposedly white as well
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-03
I want to kick the fat turd in that picture so hard. And you know where I'd kick him? The thickest part of his shoes. I don't know why but it just seems extra demeaning.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-03
Oh yeah, you know all those 18 year olds who grew up loving Opie & Anthony.
1 Carl-Gustav 2019-07-03
I'm only 22 and listened to the last few months live, so he's not too far off.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-03
That seems farfetched.
1 Carl-Gustav 2019-07-03
Well, now that I think about it, I don't ever recall anyone in my high school responding with positive feedback when I'd do my chip impression.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-03
You might have better luck if you did that in front of their parents. A lot of them probably grew up listening to the Jerky Boys CDs.
1 TheMaestro2 2019-07-03
Two words:
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Senor. Taco
1 GinFoss 2019-07-03
Correction: I'm in my late 20s (whhayyyy?)
1 BananasAndBlow1976 2019-07-03
There's no way this fucking sub skews that young.
1 hiv_general 2019-07-03
How I came to know the o&a page at an age so young you ask? Well it all started one day as a sixteen year old visiting the library. An elderly gentleman, around 46 years of age was using the computer to my right. His hairline receding, his belly hanging over his belt, and his shirt smelling pungently of mildew. At one point he took out a laptop covered in WOW and Jocktober stickers from a plastic bag, tried turning it on and off a few times but to no success. He then gave in and used the library computer, tried logging into reddit under the pseudonym "ABoyNamedSueLiveAtTheCompound", this account was suspended for a few days, next he tried "JimSucksTrannyJuice" and "EmceeJoeWithBovineFlow". What followed was rather uneventfull as he had no way of logging into his reddit accounts without the aide of autofill. He sat that tortured, unable to contain himself, he began lecturing in surreal detail the life, trial, and humiliation of Joseph Cumia to an audience of unamused passers by.