American Brothermen, What are you #Ruizing on for the 4th of July?
47 2019-07-03 by PatBattle1
I'm having about 10 pests over for a bbq. going drink road sodas and light off fireworks. what do you cook for the 4th? I'm making potato salad, watermelon, 5 layer bean #diiiiiip, hot dogs and cheeseburgers.
34 comments
1 Turbo-tommy 2019-07-03
I'm gonna stay home and bbq hamburgers and shoot a few bottle rockers like a good American instead of going out and being made to lay on the ground at gun point by police like last year.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-03
I too dislike police antics
1 Turbo-tommy 2019-07-03
Well they were in the right, I jumped out of a pickup truck that they pulled over for criminal speeding shirtless and covered in blood so I get it.
1 RahStarAryan 2019-07-03
I thought you guys were allowed to drink and drive ? Seems a bit unconstitutional if you ask me .
1 Turbo-tommy 2019-07-03
I wasn't driving. My buddy got stabbed a bunch of times and we were taking him to the hospital recklessly. I just made the mistake of getting out first and yelling to them. After it was all said and done and they took me back to my truck and told me to go home so I guess we are allowed to.
1 BananasAndBlow1976 2019-07-03
You gotta carry your privilege card with you, son.
1 Turbo-tommy 2019-07-03
Well they wanted my girl to drive but she couldn't drive stick so they were like whatever just get this rusted hunk of shit out of the road. Think they were more pre occupied with chasing down the dude who was stabbing people at that point.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-03
I'm going to try to choke down a piece of food along with my daily 3 gallons of vodka
1 Mikekekeke 2019-07-03
Yeah, trying to cut back blows.
1 gaykentuckypride_yay 2019-07-03
enough of pat battles cholesterol posts. couldnt pepper in some more references?
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-07-03
Gotta do the 7-layer diiiiiiiiip, brotherman
https://www.spendwithpennies.com/7-layer-dip/
1 PatBattle1 2019-07-03
fawk yeah that looks good
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-07-03
Why stop at 7 layer? If you really want to diiiiip, brotherman, go big or fawkin go home:
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/1/28/14/enhanced-buzz-17357-1359401550-0.jpg
1 RahStarAryan 2019-07-03
What about something like Fish and chips or maybe some beans on toast with a hot cuppa to wash it down with ?
1 suirogerg 2019-07-03
Gay.
1 Psych555 2019-07-03
Nothing says party like beans on toast.
1 PatBattle1 2019-07-03
love fish n chips but not on the 4th since that is for Englishmen. beans and toast sounds like something a bum would eat! i'm buying grapefruit shandys and bud light for my party, no hot cuppas here!
1 RahStarAryan 2019-07-03
It's only for Englishmen when the food is prepared by a hairy Turk .
1 tranthasourus 2019-07-03
I am going to hang win a bunch of my friends at a bbq but they are all married and kids so that means I’ll be doing blow in the bathroom after I eat a bunch of burgers
1 bovinegrazr 2019-07-03
Pat battles with choking on a bottle of bbq sauce
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-03
Pat Battle plz be my green
I adore unguarded piles of guacamole and bullshit
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-03
Joe Matarese is having a BBQ.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-03
When you show up with a 6 pack, and there’s like, $700 worth of food
1 SensibleKeks 2019-07-03
Image actually celebrating the "independence" of rich, land owning slavers. That's a yikes from me. Be better.
1 ImGully 2019-07-03
Real niggas be celebrating juneteenth I heard there’s a cookout at the compound
1 Nah_Ming 2019-07-03
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
1 praise_st_mel 2019-07-03
Is this a bit?
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-03
I’m going to ignore my family and go on a “date” with a woman who gets fucked in front of a camera for a living
1 traffich 2019-07-03
Yeah make sure you got enough tokens this year or I won't even bother with the wig. Or the Hoover attachments. Ya big hunk o' lunk
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-03
Any links to this ladies work? For research purposes? Purely scientific.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-07-03
working
1 McGowan9 2019-07-03
In honor of my American grandparents and various cousins and relatives, I will eat a hot dog and shoot some bottles with my shotgun. Perhaps a Pilsner or two in the evening, nothing crazy!
1 traffich 2019-07-03
Well Pat, I don't know yet but I'm thinking just a moderate 20k kcal at the most, not counting dessert. But you know, dessert's part of the meal.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-07-03
Discount Giant Foods brand steaks for my aunt and my mom. Then after about an hour and a half I'll find some fake reason why I have to leave, at which point I'll return to my apartment to drink whiskey and play online rpg video games.