It's hard to get your head round the sheer level of delusion contained in this tweet

104  2019-07-01 by DumbCowJoe

38 comments

u/doxxer100 the only thing that clashed were your two brain cells as you tried not to be mesmerized by the camera flash, ya dolt.

6’1

6 1 isnt even that tall ? wtf is his obsession with it

Fuck do I know. He’s lurking somewhere here though, ask him.

Ask him. Call his show and ask

Its the only thing he has over nana it obviously frustrates the 5'2 Tranthony that is why idiot joe wont shut up about it. I wouldnt be surprised if Nana mentioned before how he wish he could fuck Milla she does look like a boy in some movies. Joe the big idiot that he is took the pic and made up another bullshit story for facebook that no one gives a fuck about just to piss off his little brother who he truly despises and hates.

It's the only thing he's not below average at.

Well Milla is listed 5'9" and is clearly slouching and bending over. So based on forensics, Joe is Tom Cruise.

Nice “Ireland” shirt, stupid. The Edge is always rocking a green t shirt or something shamrock-related...

The thing that always gets me about this isn't the 6'1" or even the 'nearly went to dinner'; it's that fucking tone he has like they're equals and she's going to be happy to receive his compliments.

"Cute as a button in person. Very sweet too". Yeah I'm sure she jumped on your Twitter page as soon as she got home Joe and was thrilled to read the compliments of a middle-aged nobody leech.

God he's a fucking dope.

Yeah, “our schedules clashed” is the funniest part to me.

I would love a transcript of the conversation. I'm assuming he talked to her for five minutes, she politely kept up the conversation, and then he asked her to dinner. She said she was busy, and in his mind that's their schedules clashing. He's delusional.

I assume he asked her for a picture, she leaned in to take it so she didn't get her body too close to his, he said thank you and then she went about her business. There was no conversation.

Yup. Joe loves lying on social media to make himself look better. I'm sure it was simply a quick picture and then Joe decided to make up a back story for it. Pathetic fuck that he is.

But he’s the brother of a bigtime NYC radio star**. Joes kind of a big deal in his head.

**who got fired and disgraced from the radio business before later assaulting his girlfriend, being forced into rehab by the courts, and losing his beloved firearms license, then lost his new cohost, also to rehab and degeneracy, before settling into his long term decline from mediocrity into obscurity by hiring a nobody comic.

Five minutes? He would be lucky to get ten seconds

Just picture him speaking at Ant's only book signing, but way more nervous and incompetent.

"No shit."
I almost thought big joey jr was pulling my jimmy jonson and was making this all up. Glad he cleared that up for me.

"She was filming a multi-million dollar movie, and I was feuding with a website because they criticized my brother and, well, never the twain shall meet, as they say.”

He would have arbitrarily capitalized "Twain" because he thinks it's a Samuel Clemens quote.

99/100

“Our schedules clashed. I was free at 7pm, but she had to wash her hair at that time.”

"MEEEEE" coming from what was then a male (I guess) in his 50s who claims to not be gay is the part that really grinds my gears.

Not only is it incredibly gay but you can tell he's trying to mimic the way Ant talks there.

I hope they both get Legionnaire's Disease from Anthony's hot tub this summer.

And I hope to see that guys gears ground some more.

Look how she uncomfortably leaned in while Joe tries to pull her close her.

MEEEEEEEE

Yeah, I'm sure she couldn't wait to go out with the 50 year old man who tweets like a teen girl.

Really makes you wanna smack him in his fuckin face for being so demonstrably dumb

I imagine he asked her out to dinner, she politely declined saying she already had other plans and he’s autistic enough to interpret that literally.

In his defense, Mila Jovovich fucked one of my loser friends. Basically he was running a club in DTLA and is apparently not picky about who she fucks.

Maybe she thought he was really the edge. He does run his tribute band like a military operation so I imagine the likeness is uncanny. This is my skillet this is my pan. This is for frying, this is for hitting a woman.

Unless you are AT the airport about to board, if you really want to get dinner with someone, you go ahead and do it. Worst case you're 40 minutes late for something.

Wow. You, ... i like this :)

The cute as a button makes me want hang myself

This guy needs to smooch a choo choo

At the time, Mila wasn't aware he was a pedophile, card carrying Nazi...

I'm 6'1. One time I ran into Jennifer Aniston and she was in awe of my sheer gigantism. She wanted to suck my dick but sadly, our schedules clashed.

Delusion is the only thing keeping Joe from putting a gun in his mouth.