“The Nana Bird is a critically endangered bird not because of human activity but that the males in the species will try to mate with underage female Nana Birds. The Nana Bird is also famous for one of its distinctive bird calls of just quoting from black crime statistics”
75 2019-07-01 by Spaceballsin3d
12 comments
1 comic631 2019-07-01
They often tweet "despite being only 13 percent.."
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-01
“The Nana bird will not see the irony in this bird call since Nana Birds are notoriously violent and will bite underage Nana Birds”
1 comic631 2019-07-01
Forced to be breed in captivity because of their insistence that "the egg will open up and they can stick their dick in it"
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-01
The Nana Bird will form an unwitting parasitic relationship with cows where the birds will be forced to give something of value to the cows yearly
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-07-01
The male Nana Bird is know to present as female at a very young age and thus older male Nana Birds have been observed trying to mate with the younger of their species to no avail.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-01
A scourge on their environment, thankfully it looks as if the Nana bird will be extinct within a generation. This is largely due to both a predilection towards homosexual relations and an inability to produce male heirs. Ornithologists predict that Nana birds will go the way of the Dodo and Bobo birds within 10 years.
1 kingship75 2019-07-01
I'm not extinct, awlroight!?
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-07-01
The Nana Bird has a mutualistic relationship with other sexual deviants. The earthworm, nicknamed Earthworm Jim, frequently enjoys the company of the Nana Bird, the only animal in his life who hasn't motherfucked him. Their enemy in life is fish out of water Gregg. They try to eat him up but he always escapes and wins at the end.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2019-07-01
Where the FUCK is my EGG????
...FUCK!!!!!
1 spolrak123 2019-07-01
It’s the only bird that lay eggs out of his asshole
1 Sternacthegreat 2019-07-01
This passage is from Stetten and Brand's famous article "Trapping the Famous North American Nana Bird" -
"Children across the Nana's extensive habitat ranging from California through New England, have long known its strange proclivity for certain sounds and images. The standard method for trapping it involves tuning a television to certain television shows including Cannon, Lou Grant, and The First 48, and leaving a mixture of Xanax bars and Bud Light beer for it to feed on.
The Nana will inevitably feast upon this potion, leaving it open to trapping, plucking, or nest robbery".
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-01
The Nana Bird is a true evolutionary dead end