When pigs fly

173  2019-06-29 by gunstore

30 comments

How many people died in this pic?

more thrown-out backs than a rabbi convention after smashing a jar of quarters on the floor

Second only to The Station Fire of 2003.

that used to be a old fire safety warning lesson at my old job. We used to have to watch that every 6 months in rotation with this football stadium fire. Between the crushing at the station and the guy head to toe on fire in this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIxN3ypB3rw i think they'd try and scare us into giving a fuck about fire hazards.

Fake

They're bringing him back to the ocean.

Tried dumping in the Hudson. Too small

Now it's the Hudson trail

Good, he needs to get back to the Everglades before the end of mating season.

Flopper.

They’re prepping for a luau

Her name is spelled "Landau"

I now believe humans built the pyramids.

Zac is easily as fat or fatter

Brilliant.

It looks like a hand is grading him a ball of butter

So so so so what you’re saying is that now some poor guy lost his hand too? I guess it makes sense; if Louis is there it must be an unsafe Environment

Nice joke, stupid

They’re gonna put an apple in there right after.

The fact they were able to hold him up has probably convinced Bobby that he's really not that fat.

Duuuude. He could still gain another 20 or 30 and still look good duuude

There’s a real component of Gen Z that seem to be rejecting all of this faggotry. There have been articles published about how there’s a sizable, burgeoning aspect of Gen Z kids, that are saying “fuck you” as a whole to the LGBTQ+ community. Although the articles don’t state why, it’s clear to anyone with a brain that the SJW’s have just over extended themselves. They’ve flown way too close to the sun, and now they’re (hopefully) dropping off.

The refrain of SJW’s is that: This person needs to go, fuck them, plus they’re not that funny anyways and you can get comics that are “safer” AND way better.

Except that they haven’t provided anyone funnier or better than Louie CK, and if comedy is going to survive; then they’re going to have to. No one from the horizon of their camp is funny, and everyone single option they’ve provided has been forced down our throats by fiat and peripheral social pressure (if you don’t think X is funny, you’re Y).

I can’t see this lasting for long, without their side advocating for outright social, political and moral manipulation, publicly. They won’t go down, without scorching the whole earth in the process.

Zac is funny.

Ten people went to the ER that night with Bicep injury

Bob Kelly looks way less morbidly obese when hands cover his fat fucking body.

Joe List went first. All 160 pounds of him. You then see Blobby trundle over to the edge of the stage with a "do me too" look on his fat face. It would have been funny if they'd just all parted ways and he faceplanted on the floor. "I broke my nose and teeth, dude" would've been great. As it is it's a miracle none of these people broke a wrist at least.

I broke my dorsal fin dude!

sorry this is so fucking amazing lmao i love our world

made my fawkin day. thank you pests.

There taking him out back and gang taping him