Hiss Hiss* Hiss

"Lotta... lotta of white people here in the crowd tonight."

"How many white people are there?"

-Crowd on the edge of their sears

Then i said: Nigger!? i don’t even know her.

OOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! A-GUUUUUUSSHHHH!!!!

This faggot is incapable of performing on stage without an alcoholic beverage crutch in his left hand. You know he's also holding one every time Manbody Missy is bending him over with her 15" black strap-on.

It’s to keep his thumb occupied

"Brother Joe" is out front trying to be a bouncer and asking everyone if they have something to say to him.

• Joe comes running inside, yelling *

"Hey Anth, can you spot me a $10? There's this dyke out front talking shit about you. I'm gonna buy her a Starbucks."

Wasn’t it saint Mel that said it initially.

His neck is eating his face, like D'onofrio in Men In Black.

"Give me sugar...in Bud Light."

Nice toupee

The only thing nana is capable of destroying is his career, legacy, and liver.

Sees a guy a thinner leg than most people

“IED?”

You should see what your daughters doing tonmu ass pipe! Oh!

'&$;;-

&$;;-:

What an awful hairline.

"I may have an afro, but I'm the only legal gun owner with one!"

(complete silence)

"What, too real?"

He clutches his bottle of painkilling juice like a toddler holds on to their blankie.