See this hat? I know all about turbulence, sweetheart.

29  2019-06-28 by schmuckOnWheels

21 comments

I wish I knew how to photoshop a propellor hat on him.

thanks for the idea :)

The turbulence actually gave Joe flashbacks and he immediately pulled out his potato peeler.

I wish this would happen. Maybe an air marshal would subdue him and accidentally break his neck

Did they let him meet the captain and give him a lollipop, too?

He sat on the pilots lap and took a photo

STOLEN VALOR!!

Subpoena

This is always the first thing I check for on a Samcro Joe post. TYFYS

If Joe was ever in a chaotic emergency he would stand in shock with the same bewildered look on his face that a cow has before a sledgehammer turns it into steaks. I'm pretty sure he's bobos father.

He would stutter a lot and then try to do something he saw in a movie.

He would try jumping through a window into a dumpster and it would be spectacular

I had to flash her the doe-eyed stare

You know he doesn't qualify for the custom "I'm a veteran" license plates so he has to buy merchandise instead. God I cannot stand him

Great point

He held the lids on the crates so the potatoes didn't fall out during turbulence. Ture hero

This has to go on his new website

Meanwhile tough guy Joe is so weak he and his brother left their sister to be the only one to visit their sick mother in the last 5 years of her life because the Cumia bros can't deal with sadness.

I guarantee if that plane he was on started to go down he'd be the first one to snatch the oxygen mask off a baby and start screaming 'we're all going to die!!"

Fucking stolen valour faggot.

How's that Low T treating you, Joe?

This is the most dangerous situation he’s ever found himself in ‘in uniform’.

82nd Air Cowvalry.