If Joe was ever in a chaotic emergency he would stand in shock with the same bewildered look on his face that a cow has before a sledgehammer turns it into steaks. I'm pretty sure he's bobos father.
Meanwhile tough guy Joe is so weak he and his brother left their sister to be the only one to visit their sick mother in the last 5 years of her life because the Cumia bros can't deal with sadness.
I guarantee if that plane he was on started to go down he'd be the first one to snatch the oxygen mask off a baby and start screaming 'we're all going to die!!"
21 comments
1 BrotherJoeFan 2019-06-28
I wish I knew how to photoshop a propellor hat on him.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-28
thanks for the idea :)
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-06-28
The turbulence actually gave Joe flashbacks and he immediately pulled out his potato peeler.
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-06-28
I wish this would happen. Maybe an air marshal would subdue him and accidentally break his neck
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-06-28
Did they let him meet the captain and give him a lollipop, too?
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-28
He sat on the pilots lap and took a photo
1 KPIH 2019-06-28
STOLEN VALOR!!
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-28
Subpoena
1 suirogerg 2019-06-28
This is always the first thing I check for on a Samcro Joe post. TYFYS
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-06-28
If Joe was ever in a chaotic emergency he would stand in shock with the same bewildered look on his face that a cow has before a sledgehammer turns it into steaks. I'm pretty sure he's bobos father.
1 Skip4play 2019-06-28
He would stutter a lot and then try to do something he saw in a movie.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-06-28
He would try jumping through a window into a dumpster and it would be spectacular
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-28
I had to flash her the doe-eyed stare
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-28
You know he doesn't qualify for the custom "I'm a veteran" license plates so he has to buy merchandise instead. God I cannot stand him
1 bovinegrazr 2019-06-28
Great point
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-06-28
He held the lids on the crates so the potatoes didn't fall out during turbulence. Ture hero
1 mrwhite9292 2019-06-28
This has to go on his new website
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-06-28
Meanwhile tough guy Joe is so weak he and his brother left their sister to be the only one to visit their sick mother in the last 5 years of her life because the Cumia bros can't deal with sadness.
I guarantee if that plane he was on started to go down he'd be the first one to snatch the oxygen mask off a baby and start screaming 'we're all going to die!!"
Fucking stolen valour faggot.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-06-28
How's that Low T treating you, Joe?
1 DigitechLooper 2019-06-28
This is the most dangerous situation he’s ever found himself in ‘in uniform’.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-06-28
82nd Air Cowvalry.