Seriously, Joe, why did Anthony gift your part of his company to some dipshit ex-cop ?
102 2019-06-28 by JoeCumiaDotCom
We all know that YOU dragged Anthony to success. He's a lazy fuck who would probably be dead if you hadn't stood outside that studio refusing to moove until you personally handed that tape to the Opster. YOU. Not Keith. He came along after as some ballwasher hanger-on. But then he went from waging the pants to wearing them. That should be YOU running CP Media. It's supposed to be the Super Cumia Bros. Not Anthony & Keith. You're the older brother's you're smart. But you were passed over, Joe.
u/Doxxer100
31 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-06-28
Yeah Joe. It should be YOU living in a big house with no yard that you call a mansion sucking little flaccid tranny dicks, buying all the ass eggs and the faggiest cats money can buy.
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-28
Hey! I think Beavis is a very handsome and majestic cat.
I wouldn’t get one of those because I’m not a crazy old cat lady, but I think you’re being unfair here
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-06-28
Beavis is a fucking homo.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-28
Oh so now being molested makes you gay?
1 of_lower_stock 2019-06-28
In my case, yes.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-06-28
Airborne veteran trumps cop any day of the week, Joe. This isn't right.
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-06-28
Stop being a little bitch, Joe. Take what is rightfully yours. You're smart, handsome, talented, and in great shape. You got this, we believe in you!
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-06-28
Don't forget his towering stature.
1 Perseus_AWC 2019-06-28
And 6'1"!
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-28
He's your older brother, Anth. HE GOT STEPPED OVAAA He's smart! Taken care of him? Your his kid brother and you take care of him? Did you ever think about that, huh? Did you ever ONCE think about that? Sure it is. That's why he wears a Superman shirt.
But in all seriousness, if Joe ran TACN I guarantee he'd book, promote, manage and otherwise maintain the smooth operation of The Anthony Cumia Network.
You know how I know?
Leadership and organizational skills are his strong points. He runs every job (or show) as close to military operation standards as possible, which in this business, makes me somewhat of an anomaly.
And not just that, he's a Guitarist / Multi-Instrumentalist / Engineer / Producer (well versed in both Live and Studio environments) AND he's available for freelance work either in his own state of the art recording / production facility, or in a "for hire" situation elsewhere, with new artists, cover/original bands looking to cut a demo, independent film makers, advertising agencies or any other individual / company looking for anything in the way of professional audio / video production. No job too big or small. AND he's conveniently located off the Port Jefferson LIRR line, saving Anth from having to ride into the city because his license is suspended for driving like an n.
Unlike Keith who understands neither the "show" or "business" aspect of "show business," has zero experience running a streaming service, knowledge of IT, etc.
Gotta say, now I'm craving some Fettuccine Joefredo. It's like regular Alfredo but after you drain the pasta and add cheese, you smash your girlfriend with the full pan and remind, "I made this.. ME"
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-06-28
I think you have to tag u/Doxxer100 in the comments for him to see it. That said, he’s chewing on some hay so it might take him a minute to hoof out a response.
1 kingship75 2019-06-28
That's his cud, sir.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-06-28
And by the way, how tall is Keith? He's a shrimp like Ant. How is he supposed to woo talent to the show?
1 CordouroyStilts 2019-06-28
I hear Joes 6'1"
1 bigbird911 2019-06-28
No way
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-06-28
I bet he can dunk
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-28
Joe's got a 3 inch vertical
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-06-28
Jesus, with stats like that I bet he could pull in some famous actress tang.
1 therealstinks 2019-06-28
is that he’s a shrimp like, ant? or shrimp like ant 🤔
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-06-28
Keith is Program Director & Executive Producer of Compound Media. That's money out of your pocket Joe. You should be the one with the boat.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-06-28
All the backlash and disrespect you get from this sub is ultimately due to this, Joe. Why are letting your blood right be taken away like this.
Keith wasn't even going to give you the old tricaster, when they moved into the city studio, because he hates and fears you. I'm sure you know Dawn had to plead to Anthony.
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-06-28
Grow a pair you fat wop faggot
1 Renent 2019-06-28
I would patreon any effort for Joe to go after Ant and Keith for rightfully stealing what was his claim to fame...
Joe honestly get yours before your bro pisses it away...
1 Guatzelot 2019-06-28
Joe, you're all talk. When it's the time for action you pussy out. Go and take what's yours. Do some paratrooper shit. Kick the door in. Slap Ant's girlfriend. Kick right into Keith's balls. Unclenche Bobo's hands and tell your brother you own half of Everything from now on.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-06-28
Joe should at LEAST have a well-paid show on the network.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-28
🐮
1 les_rallizes_denudes 2019-06-28
moove
1 TacolasCage 2019-06-28
Joe owns and manages bands. He has more experience than that crooked cop.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-06-28
This is truly some King Lear shit.
I bet after Anth got fired, he gathered his closest friends and asked who take his idea of a network to the next level.
Instead of flatteries and stroking his ego, Joe, as a humble man, chose to remain cool and composed.
Keith the cuck poured honey in Anth's ear and misguided the shock jock : instead of reaching unthinkable heights, he single-handedly sunk the network into the abyss of obscurity.
1 Sicogon 2019-06-28
Those welfare checks are worth far more than that sinking ship
1 GinFoss 2019-06-28
This reverse psychology is fucking masterful lol