How he got Jess I'll never know. Certainty not looks or personality. Not even money when they were dating. Did she think he had potential to make money?
He wasn't always this hideous creature. He was somewhat acceptable back when he was in high school or an intern. I'm guessing Jess had second thoughts later in life but probably thought she went so far already so might as well commit to this thing for life.
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1 JansHammer 2019-06-25
a confederate ghost.
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-06-25
Too much nigra in him for that
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-25
He wants to live and die in dicks, see?
1 LeBaronpencil 2019-06-25
The pig man Kramer saw in the hospital on Seinfeld.
1 MichaelRichardsBot 2019-06-25
HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!
1 feedfatrick 2019-06-25
Good bot
1 kingship75 2019-06-25
Great bot.
1 spacesheriffgavan 2019-06-25
A balding man-child who thinks growing a beard makes him look respectable....
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-25
I’ve never seen anything quite like this.
1 tranthasourus 2019-06-25
Happy reddit cake day you big headed faggot
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1 SibHashian13 2019-06-25
Goddam!! What an ugly creature.
1 Bonesy-420 2019-06-25
Mick Foleys love child apparently
1 SteakSauce66 2019-06-25
Have you seen his daughter? This ain’t Mick’s fault.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-25
What an unmasculine physique. Nice menopausal woman hips, stupid.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-06-25
Is that photoshopped?
1 4stepsbackward 2019-06-25
The only photoshopping being done is by Jess, who's racing home, unsuccessfully trying to sexy her horrifying husband up.
1 ParamoreFan69420 2019-06-25
He should not be allowed around children.
1 Jungies 2019-06-25
Or adults.
There's something to be said for the medieval practice of driving a these things out of the village.
1 tranthasourus 2019-06-25
Disgustingly hideous
1 JimsRustyBox 2019-06-25
My God have mercy on this thing.
1 The_Rev_Al_Jolson 2019-06-25
This nigga be smellin like hot garbge
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-06-25
How he got Jess I'll never know. Certainty not looks or personality. Not even money when they were dating. Did she think he had potential to make money?
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-06-25
He came from money, the worst case scenario for him is to end up as a midlevel fancy-title peon earning six.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-06-25
He wasn't always this hideous creature. He was somewhat acceptable back when he was in high school or an intern. I'm guessing Jess had second thoughts later in life but probably thought she went so far already so might as well commit to this thing for life.
1 DigitechLooper 2019-06-25
I thought DC’s Swamp Thing got cancelled?
1 RtardedPelican 2019-06-25
His face looks like he has some weird frostbites. Despicable figure.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-06-25
Its such a rugged manly beard that it really accentuates every single one of his physical flaws.
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-06-25
That's a man that once felt confident enough about himself to make fun of other people.
1 semihat 2019-06-25
Nice try. That is photoshopped!
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-06-25
A faggot.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-06-25
He looks like an American journalist who was taken as a prisoner and forced to undergo Islamic traditions including beard growing and fasting.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-25
He really went all-in with the beard after the Porsalin doc.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-25
Yukon Cornelius with aids
1 bigbird911 2019-06-25
Also... why is it?
1 DickPeters1 2019-06-25
AIDS would infect Sam and leave because there’s nothing to waste away.
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-25
an asshole
1 MonsterSteve 2019-06-25
This isn't real right?
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-06-25
the last man standing
1 sprimusp 2019-06-25
Beta Maximo
1 Skip4play 2019-06-25
He tries to dress like what he sees online and cant pull it off. No matter how much he spends on shoes and street wear.
1 JansHammer 2019-06-25
don't forget the pink laces.
1 IveBeenCalledSxyB4 2019-06-25
This is the first time I've seen him not wear street-wear targeting 12-18 year old N-people.
1 Jungies 2019-06-25
Bearded Gollum.
1 Jungies 2019-06-25
I don't know who it is, but I think Andy Sirkis is playing him.
1 JG0923 2019-06-25
Hahaha look at that skull
1 randomusername8360 2019-06-25
Looks like the monster from Stranger Things.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2019-06-25
This muppet looking nigger looks like something you’d find in the medical waste dumpster at genetic research facility.
Can you imagine a scientist creating an abomination like this only to be so disgusted he orders security to destroy it with flamethrowers.
1 Dachosen17 2019-06-25
Charles II of Spain
1 Phkna1 2019-06-25
Homo faggotethipus
1 Gnu_Mutant 2019-06-25
Never noticed his leg length arms.
1 TacolasCage 2019-06-25
I think I just saw him begging for money outside a Food 4 Less
1 chaoshallnotfall 2019-06-25
Inadequacy incarnated.
1 ApprilFells 2019-06-25
Why do all wiggers have the same posture?
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-06-25
how the fuck do you have a receding widows peak?
1 Populer_lar 2019-06-25
You all make fun, but Sam Roberts recently won second prize in a beauty contest.
1 warchief1978 2019-06-25
Beta male cuck
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-06-25
Miscegenation run amok
1 inhaleexhaletv 2019-06-25
Mick Foley's faulty clone that evolved to climb glass. Hoo haw