I loffed

Strong exhale out of my nostrils.

Sometimes the simple shit is the best.

I've never seen an uglier person.

He looks like he’s melting

I thought I had, several times, but it always turned out to be just another photo of Anthony.

Whoever made that map of different Anthonies from all over the world deserves a medal.

He was a true inspiration of mine to slow it down with the booze.

Turning people off excessive alcohol consumption might be the only useful, pro-social thing he's ever done.

No, he’s still hilarious.

Sam? He’s close at least...

In the uncropped pic there's an attractive adult non-slut on the left.

I come to suck your cock

That’s the look he gives when she says she is over 18.

... And Maybe Kiss You? : )

Why won't this grease ball just call Opie and have a beer with him

These fucking photoshops are getting out of hand. Keep it believable, no one really looks like this.

He's looking at a picture of a vagina... that's 18 years old.

He looks like a zombie

"Hey Ant, wanna go visit your sick and dying mom today?"