He looks better in this pic than I have ever seen him.

Same graphics designer who makes those shitty GTA like guest cards for the show probably touched up the picture.

He looks fuller n the face...healthy.

I see this in my nightmares and wake up screaming

Apparently creases on the ear lobe like that are a good predictor of heart disease. So there's that.

Problem is that it doesn't have a heart.

And its brother doesn't have a brain. All they need is Dorothy and the Cowardly Lion and they can get going.

Jimmy is Dorothy.

He's certainly "a friend of her's."

Fuckin’ scccccumbag wizard.

Ant is plenty cowardly his own self.

Ant would probably agree with that before admitting he has a stent.

Ugliest man in existence

I’m going to look at this in a half full glass kind of way and say, he is not classically handsome

der ewige wop

Fucking AIDS patient with pedo eyes. How the hell did anyone over the age of 30 find this wop attractive?

McMansion, nice car, flaunted his money, USED to be funny.

You can be the ugliest man in the world, but if you have a few of those things, you can get a hot bitch.

Fathead

That's with tens of thousands of dollars of cosmetic enhancements. Imagine what he'd really look like without all that.

Most likely Sloth from the Goonies.

Anthony belongs perched atop a cathedral, encased in stone.

Boomer broke this faggot's hand then copped a BJ from his hot mom. AntH's life is a tragedy.