You Guys Should Check Out My Band: Almost Death

19  2019-06-22 by LvL99BlackMage

24 comments

Bobby is so fucking inconceivably fat

He's got fat on the back of his neck, like The Penguin.

He has fat on the fat on the back of his neck

He's outgrown his head.

He went from fat somoan to a fat gook.

He's struggling just standing up for a pose, two years tops before he hits his first medical crisis, i.e. stroke, heart failure, breathing problems. Well on his way for this being his last fat and his last breaths.

Even his shadow is fat

Heart failure, lung cancer, old age, and a noose.

A noose can't kill Bobby for a couple reasons. His garage rafter would never hold him and his fat neck is bigger than his fat head. Little Debbie is gonna be the one who puts him down.

You read the causes of death backwards, stupid

Or...cirrhosis instead of a noose, but would be funny if Florentine aced himself using special Ed's puppet strings.

Florentine is the only one who is funny in this band of losers .

He's the least funny

Rank from the funniest !

I was expecting to see a picture of Derosa and his band "Funeral in the Mirror"

Blech

Best part is Norton has nothing to do with it.

He would genuinely be there, if he could. I mean it.

The show is called Kreeps with Kids, not Kreeps Who Are Friends With Alcoholics Who Fuck Kids.

I remember listening to a OandA show from 2008 and they kept complimenting Bobby on how skinny he had gotten and how much weight he lost, and now look at him.

Vos with the Sam Roberts shoes is truly sickening

The way Ron is taking a puff of the cigar as he walks towards the camera like he’s in a mob movie is the most douchie.

Syndrome of a Downs

Vos is like a wigger Mike Ness.

Bobby is so god damn fat it hurts my eyes. It's fucking gross.