thumb twitches

looks to Keith for approval

Seriously, imagine always needing the approval of that stuttering, sweaty little dud.

'spiritual malaise...'

Hilarious how he was supposed to talk about Opie and instead talked about Twitter. He also admitted his parody account is actually him and was sure to let us know he still has a super secret account that he "vile and racist" on. The guy is pathetic and just can't help yell about the blacks.

One of us should be able to track this down...

He probably follows it or has it following his "parody" account.

He follows opie. Which one of you is autistic enough to go through all of opies followers? Im sure Ants racist "character" sticks out like a sore thumb amongst all the milquetoast normies and fake accounts.

So which character from The Sopranos is the name of the new secret account this time?

FeechLamannaXYZ

that he posts "vile and racist" on.

Wasn't one of his repeat bullet points on his AM radio book promotional tour that he " was the least racist guy you'd meet"?

He's going out just like his mommy, brain turning to jelly.

Him bragging about his weak tolling methods.

" I ask Chuck Yeager nothing but WW2 questions."

Sounds HILARIOUS.

That one really resonates with the millennials, surely boosted his subscription rates.

Thought that was odd too. Bragging about purchased followers.

He really does savor every word like an asshole.

After years of doing this, he still looks so uncomfortable. So embarrassing.

He's fucking insufferable ... going on about how Opie blocked him on twitter , it's because your a pedofile.

"Pedofile" is on Jim Norton's hard drive encased in steel.

It was annoying enough when he had two other talented people to pick up the slack. Now that he is the star, it is really obvious.

I checked out half-way his retarded speech.

Was this the guy who was "lightning quick" and naturally funny on some radio show a decade ago?

Does anybody have that impersonation Gavin did of him? It was uncanny

That wink he did was some serious cringe

Why does he shave his forearms?

Because he's an old queen?

Of course, even if I'm wrong about the reasoning for Ant shaving his arms, my statement is still true.

That's the most obvious answer but it's also likely that it fell out naturally because he has low T. As Joe pointed out, plummeting testosterone levels run in the family.

Me and my fourth-form chums would find it quite corking if we could attend the 9th grade dinner dance with you lovely lasses.

give him a break, it's not like he talked for a living or something crazy like that

Ain’t it fun