Norm was meant to survive childhood and bring joy to the masses for decades. Sam should have been found dead in his smelly little bed at age 6, from some kind of spasm.
Sam is a strange creature but he doesn't look old , the hair just looks crazy but he's a Neaderthal hybrid 9 (not Crow Mag they look like Opie) . I knew a Freemason that lived off fast food and monster energy drink , from my understanding is that some of these creature thrive off Junk food and it helps them harness their reptilian DNA . People don't understand because of modern day brainwashing that there is no single Human race , only splinter races that are designed from the monad , Sams an Alien inthe modern usage of the word .
Child psychologists note that young children often find bearded men scary, Sam’s poor child must live in a state of perpetual blood-curdling, heart in mouth terror having to live with this hirsute monstrosity.
Could someone NOT post a photoshopped picture of handsome Sam? Why does everyone always make him look like he's been aggressively beaten as a youth and has a malformed skull and medically induced regressive hairline ? Could ya ???
Imagine building your whole 'style' on being a manchild who wears fruity looking sneakers, eats chicken nuggets and collects wrestling toys and then THIS happens to you.
The contrast of his lifestyle and his decaying 50 year old homeless crackhead appearance is very satisfying to watch
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1 WashCaps33 2019-06-20
Another wrestling shirt. Very adult-like.
1 aRTie02150 2019-06-20
Is it still technically a "line" at this point?
1 DigitechLooper 2019-06-20
Hairscrapyard doesn’t really roll off the tongue.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-06-20
Not like that afropuff is rolling off his forehead
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-06-20
Cro-magnon lookin ass.
1 suirogerg 2019-06-20
Ugly sociopath.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-20
Did he piss off a gypsy or something? He seems to have been cursed with aggressively rapid ageing.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-06-20
"so u don't think I'm aging gracefully? hehehehe"
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-20
Benjamin Butthead
1 McGowan9 2019-06-20
Benjamin Buttfucker.
1 jsnoots 2019-06-20
His hair loss is gaining momentum.
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-20
Baldeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-06-20
Mongoloid isn't even 40 yet.
For reference here is what Norm looked like at 40:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ofXxinOtPiQ/hqdefault.jpg
1 Red_Head_On_A_Stick 2019-06-20
Norm was meant to survive childhood and bring joy to the masses for decades. Sam should have been found dead in his smelly little bed at age 6, from some kind of spasm.
1 RahStarAryan 2019-06-20
Sam is a strange creature but he doesn't look old , the hair just looks crazy but he's a Neaderthal hybrid 9 (not Crow Mag they look like Opie) . I knew a Freemason that lived off fast food and monster energy drink , from my understanding is that some of these creature thrive off Junk food and it helps them harness their reptilian DNA . People don't understand because of modern day brainwashing that there is no single Human race , only splinter races that are designed from the monad , Sams an Alien inthe modern usage of the word .
1 TheMaestro2 2019-06-20
he is so profoundly unhealthy
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-20
What do you think he had for lunch?
1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-06-20
Tendies with ketchup?
1 TheMaestro2 2019-06-20
Ever seen the Eli Roth movie “Clown”? he looks like the when the guy is beginning his transformation https://i.imgur.com/DQdnXqx.jpg
1 donald_kingsley 2019-06-20
Child psychologists note that young children often find bearded men scary, Sam’s poor child must live in a state of perpetual blood-curdling, heart in mouth terror having to live with this hirsute monstrosity.
1 Randal_X2 2019-06-20
When brushing it forward yields more anxiety.
1 halfwholediminished 2019-06-20
his appearance is quite off-putting if I do say so m'self
1 jdubthrilla 2019-06-20
Body by Tysons™ Dinosaur Chicken Tenders
1 wurmspurmtsssss 2019-06-20
Could someone NOT post a photoshopped picture of handsome Sam? Why does everyone always make him look like he's been aggressively beaten as a youth and has a malformed skull and medically induced regressive hairline ? Could ya ???
1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-06-20
At least they're SO outrageous that noone thinks it's real. I mean no human actually looks like this.
1 gaykentuckypride_yay 2019-06-20
inconcievable
1 McGowan9 2019-06-20
He makes Vizzini look like a Hemsworth.
1 daveyistheman 2019-06-20
The lebron james special
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-06-20
Imagine building your whole 'style' on being a manchild who wears fruity looking sneakers, eats chicken nuggets and collects wrestling toys and then THIS happens to you.
The contrast of his lifestyle and his decaying 50 year old homeless crackhead appearance is very satisfying to watch
1 lowend73 2019-06-20
Niggas hairline is M.I.A.
Eat your vegetables daily friends.
1 GroovyBastard 2019-06-20
He looks like a shitty off-brand Wooly Willy toy.
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-06-20
Larry Fine looking ass mongoloid
1 WeWuzKangz 2019-06-20
I vaguely remember one show. They were discussing baldness and Sam told Ant he checked his hairline everyday, thanking God he wasn't going bald
1 RahStarAryan 2019-06-20
Here's the truth about the Andre the Giant king Reptilian T shirts https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/c1oysk/was_andre_the_giant_a_reptilian_king/