She Mutha fucked me

25  2019-06-20 by LittleTonyDevito

36 comments

i can't tell whether my eyes hurt worse when i'm looking at her clothes or her oddly proportioned head

“Tight stripes moirè.”

Her nose for sure

does hollywood know that she used to make doodoo on Jim?

Was she really the one that did that?

I'd like to think so.

She ate his ass 100% confirmed

intoxicating.

big fat alki heads

I would like his movies more if people didn’t pretend they were great. I saw the big twist in “Us” immediately. It was an enjoyable horror movie, nothing more.

He's getting the M Night Shyamalan rub right now. Oh look, a minority made better than average looking genre films that are way less inventive and unique than what a hundred other people have been doing in said genre for decades.

What a genius!

He'll need like a half dozen bad movies about killer trees before he's open to criticism again.

His movies are also on the subject of blacks in America. That'll get him more mileage than M Night ever had.

Nice hidden 3d image pantsuit, estupida

Fucking shit movie making jew puppet nigger.

Nice refrigerator shaped body, stupid.

They both dodged a bullet, if you ask me

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He looks like a flamboyantly gay Lawrence Fishburne

Nice patterns Easter island head

I like how she's just pulled the ripcord now that she's married.

I'd like to think Jim phones her nightly and asks if he could watch them fuck.

Every time on the show when he says “my ex, who’s still my good friend and I talk to all the time,” he’s talking about Chelsea. So... yeah probably.

What an awful outfit she's wearing.

Get Out was The Village and everyone pretended it was The Sixth Sense.

Pant suit wearing ass bitch.

more like chelsea pierogi

With that nose, she can still smell Norton's fecal residue on her beefers.

She's like fuck it. I told some jokes, got knocked up, Hollywood style, now just let the butter melt all over the counter and floor.

Retirement plan secured.

Jim undoubtedly enjoys more jacking it to the humiliation of her leaving him for a richer blacker man than he ever enjoyed fucking her.

Her head is pregnant.

Another reminder that woman are funny.

Key and Peele was an INCREDIBLY overrated show. And Peele, as a director, is even more overrated.

Don’t get it.

They were both funnier on Mad Tv than anything else they’ve done.

That kid is going to have bad skin.