Their correspondent on all things ‘fire’ is incontinent, he got piss all over his yeezys and he’s still not the least qualified for his position in that room
It also tells you what mutants they all are. Norton, Roberts and Cumia in particular always cooing about what a handsome ladies man he is. You'd think he looked like the face on a Roman coin or a male model who likes girls rather than a big eared Jew hipster.
No, because I never hung out with Troy. The most I hung out with Troy was at the Primus show where me and Little Nicky smoked some bud and squashed our "beef". But, you don't really "hang out" with somebody at a concert. You just sorta stand there and enjoy it together.
Only a boomerfag would conflate him, his khaki pants, blue Oxford, and his badass chest tiger and neck rosecum tats with hipsters.
Hipsters carve out weird niche interests, obscure hobbies, underground music, and unique dress/style and are usually trend starters.
He's a trend chaser. If it's popular and he can exploit the attention for his own ends, he's all about it. The extent of his music knowledge is fags like Morrissey, basics like Beatles, and DJs because that's his current "hustle".
I wouldn't say Sam is trend chaser. He likes grease opera, action figures, sneakers - he's a loserly 90s kid. But AFAICR, like 95% of "show prep" is checking Twitter Trends and assuming everyone cares what legit Internet homos care about.
When I was 18/19 there was this guy I knew who was clinging onto his youth like this. I see him now and he's still at gigs and showing off his tats etc. He's 56.
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1 Poo-U 2019-06-20
Chucking women off of cliffs keeps him young.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-06-20
Much like Nana with Sue gu
1 instarembling 2019-06-20
Nana got Sue's goo in his poo
1 WashCaps33 2019-06-20
Did he....ummmm....piss himself?
1 McGowan9 2019-06-20
No doubt one of Sam's wacky "bits." Huh huh huh
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-06-20
Sam should give him a wacky morning zoo name, like Pee Pants. Something clever like that.
1 jjfrunkiss 2019-06-20
Their correspondent on all things ‘fire’ is incontinent, he got piss all over his yeezys and he’s still not the least qualified for his position in that room
1 sprimusp 2019-06-20
Definition of a Poser.
1 alveolae 2019-06-20
Tiny hands epidemic ovah thare.
1 notasodomite 2019-06-20
It's from never having a real job their whole life.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-06-20
This is the guy that everyone on that show thought was the coolest thing walking.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-20
It also tells you what mutants they all are. Norton, Roberts and Cumia in particular always cooing about what a handsome ladies man he is. You'd think he looked like the face on a Roman coin or a male model who likes girls rather than a big eared Jew hipster.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-20
Not everyone.
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-06-20
Got any interesting rape/murder-related Troy Quan anectdotes you could illuminate us on, Dan?
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-20
No, because I never hung out with Troy. The most I hung out with Troy was at the Primus show where me and Little Nicky smoked some bud and squashed our "beef". But, you don't really "hang out" with somebody at a concert. You just sorta stand there and enjoy it together.
1 Cumias_folicles 2019-06-20
Sick flaming skull tattoo bro. You must be tough.
1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-06-20
Yeah those have aged well, no ragrets.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-06-20
Retarded Elon Musk
1 SomervilleDan 2019-06-20
Nothing sadder than an aging hipster who can't let go
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-20
Only a boomerfag would conflate him, his khaki pants, blue Oxford, and his badass chest tiger and neck rosecum tats with hipsters.
Hipsters carve out weird niche interests, obscure hobbies, underground music, and unique dress/style and are usually trend starters.
He's a trend chaser. If it's popular and he can exploit the attention for his own ends, he's all about it. The extent of his music knowledge is fags like Morrissey, basics like Beatles, and DJs because that's his current "hustle".
1 SomervilleDan 2019-06-20
Thanks for the clarification. We used to just call em faggots back in the day
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-20
Yeah that was unnecessarily long-winded.
Hipsters are those weird but interesting people you avoid.
Troy is the basic, uninteresting trendy bro you can't avoid.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-06-20
You should really rethink your life
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-20
Nah, I'm good. But you can tell the sub demos have shifted because a Troy slam has never been divisive.
1 ItsMeSpidamin 2019-06-20
Shut the tuck up you faggot hipster
1 GoulashArchipelago 2019-06-20
Someone would’ve had to enjoy it for it to be divisive.
1 white_hispanic 2019-06-20
Yikes..
1 PrinceAlena 2019-06-20
Can really see why Troy and Sam are butt buddies. Two sad, middle aged children who try and latch on to any current trend for relevance. Pathetic.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-20
I wouldn't say Sam is trend chaser. He likes grease opera, action figures, sneakers - he's a loserly 90s kid. But AFAICR, like 95% of "show prep" is checking Twitter Trends and assuming everyone cares what legit Internet homos care about.
1 GoulashArchipelago 2019-06-20
And only faggot millennial retards call every gen x person they meet a boomer even though the boomer cutoff is 1960.
Millennials are the fucking dumbest generation in any country in any year ever.
1 SirKevin_Xx 2019-06-20
Is this photoshopped? He looks like he has a hank hill-eske body
1 McGowan9 2019-06-20
It's just a screengrab from the Jim and Sam Twitter account
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-06-20
Often manipulated and taken out of context
1 McGowan9 2019-06-20
Not this time. He really just has a puppet head and T-rex arms.
1 notasodomite 2019-06-20
This should serve as a warning to any retard who gets sleeve tattoos and expects to live past 30
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-20
Didn't he get breast reduction surgery?
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-06-20
What a shame, he had a pair of beauts
1 Dennyislife 2019-06-20
When I was 18/19 there was this guy I knew who was clinging onto his youth like this. I see him now and he's still at gigs and showing off his tats etc. He's 56.
Troy won't change.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-20
Can't wait for him to get clotheslined by a bouncer because he went apeshit after a girl called him old
1 wurmspurmtsssss 2019-06-20
Nice tattoo sleeves you fucking ultra closet faggot. Is that a flaming skull? Fuck off.
1 tjdon 2019-06-20
Maybe trade in some of those tattoos for a job.
1 TRUWasteExpert 2019-06-20
Old man pale face.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-06-20
Nice giant head, stupid