Except without the whole being able to maintain a healthy relationship with a woman, cumming inside her, raising children and being surrounded by a loving family thing.
“Can someone help me? I’m a 26 year old blonde. I’m 5’4, 100 lb with d cup breasts and a tight ass. I work out regularly and can have any man I want. I’m looking for a 52 year old man who looks like an aids patient, doesn’t drink or smoke pot, doesn’t like to party and most importantly thinks Ozzy Osbourne is god. He’s gotta be a nasty boy and definitely needs to be able to be really really dark, genuinely. Would any of you know where I can find someone like that?”
Probably the reason he refuses to talk to his family any more. Baby boy doesn't like the smell of boxed wine during Thanksgiving because it reminds him of his homosexual childhood and deformities.
After months of painful chemotherapy, my lesbian aunt finally felt strong enough to go to our local bookstore. I got that book for her, I hope she doesn't forget it and leave it behind LOL!!
35 comments
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-20
Another completely contrived disingenuous Jim Norton photo
1 GenedelaHotCroixBun 2019-06-20
He's so quirky and cute!
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-20
He’s tiring and pedantic
1 JimsRustyBox 2019-06-20
And overly feminine.
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-20
That’s the funny part tho, right?
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-20
Grandpa Norton
1 McGowan9 2019-06-20
Except without the whole being able to maintain a healthy relationship with a woman, cumming inside her, raising children and being surrounded by a loving family thing.
1 poteauhayes 2019-06-20
Honestly who has time for all that when there are hookers to cruise and coattails to ride.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-20
“Can someone help me? I’m a 26 year old blonde. I’m 5’4, 100 lb with d cup breasts and a tight ass. I work out regularly and can have any man I want. I’m looking for a 52 year old man who looks like an aids patient, doesn’t drink or smoke pot, doesn’t like to party and most importantly thinks Ozzy Osbourne is god. He’s gotta be a nasty boy and definitely needs to be able to be really really dark, genuinely. Would any of you know where I can find someone like that?”
1 GinFoss 2019-06-20
I know a guy, but you have to promise to use him as a toilet and he would prefer you had a bigger penis than his.
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-20
Jim is also 5’4, 100lbs with d cup breasts.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-20
But does he have a tight ass?
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-20
Hell no. He has zero muscle definition to speak of. If I had to guess Jim’s ass has cellulite and is droopy.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-20
All the feminine energy he surrounded by and can’t even get a tight ass.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-20
Not when Alena's done with it
1 WalterWhite2012 2019-06-20
Only if you appreciate daily topical references to M.A.S.H., Taxi, and Godfather.
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-06-20
Fetal alchohol head
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-06-20
Probably the reason he refuses to talk to his family any more. Baby boy doesn't like the smell of boxed wine during Thanksgiving because it reminds him of his homosexual childhood and deformities.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-20
He looks kinda like late-stage Steve Jobs
1 Dick_donger 2019-06-20
Cancer ridden grandma
1 Brandonberg86 2019-06-20
He’s become Uncle Paul.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-06-20
After months of painful chemotherapy, my lesbian aunt finally felt strong enough to go to our local bookstore. I got that book for her, I hope she doesn't forget it and leave it behind LOL!!
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-20
Those pants used to fit snuggly before the AIDS
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-20
Head shaped like a used condom reservoir tip
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-06-20
Why won't 20 year olds date him?!
1 this_light 2019-06-20
Progeria kids look more human than Jim.
1 craigshinkleboutit 2019-06-20
my mom says i look like a lion
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-06-20
Nice skull, stupid
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-20
Nice ill-fitting teenager XL t-shirt on a S womanly frame.
1 Persianschlong 2019-06-20
nice shirt for a 50 year old. Fucking faggot
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-06-20
Shrivelled old queen. Sad.
1 00110001liar 2019-06-20
The Church Lady
1 lowend73 2019-06-20
Nice Hot Topic shirt, stupid.
1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-06-20
Looks like Benjamin Button towards the start of the movie.
1 Peckas1 2019-06-20
He ruined Ozzy for me.