ME: You know, when Gregg was still a young boy they used to call it New York Island.
One day in the 80s, a young handsome Gregg went snorkeling. During an underwater melee with a Frenchman, a 20 year old Gregg lost his shorts. When he resurfaced, and walked onto the beach with that huge dong out, they instantly renamed it Long Island in memory of that day.
I treat downvoting him as really upvoting him and upvoting him as downvoting him. He just wants the highest absolute value, so going from very negative closer to 0 is worse imo.
I dont upvote, but I hate to admit it, at risk of encouraging him to continue, this bit has become almost like furniture to this environment. Its familiar, and much like a terminal disease I have come to accept it
I enjoy it, he's almost a pillar of the community - as much as he shouldn't be. I thought it was a bit at first and didn't like it, but he's won me over. I think if you're that mentally deranged you at least deserve to join the crew. (Philly crew)
Not that I'm into that sort of thing, but definitely the girth is what sets him apart here. I am sure the length is impressive, but the head of that thing looks like if I tie string to it on a windy day I could fly it like a kite.
This is why Norton hates him. Opie has spawned you g with his mighty member, while Norton packs a pathetic noodle that doesn't get fully hard even with medication
55 comments
1 Red_Head_On_A_Stick 2019-06-19
That's a healthy specimen. Lots of power, I'd bet.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-19
Its a nice catch as well
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-19
THAT'S THE BIT FUCKER
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-19
Well someone had to say it, look at that thing. I bet you could feed a whole family with that
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-19
Teach a brotherman to fish and he'll feed an entire Philly Crew for a lifetime
sniff
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-19
Fire a shock jock from SiriusXM and you can buy Miss Lightning some bolt ons and Feed Nana
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-19
The fish too
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-19
now you're pushing it, buddy
1 BellyFullOfSwans 2019-06-19
filet it right and you could feed a family of four.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-19
The fish too
1 JansHammer 2019-06-19
surf and turf.
1 DynamiteThunder6 2019-06-19
Dick like a fuckin’ silo
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-19
Gregg is packing for sure
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-19
Longest dick on Long Island.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-19
ME: You know, when Gregg was still a young boy they used to call it New York Island.
One day in the 80s, a young handsome Gregg went snorkeling. During an underwater melee with a Frenchman, a 20 year old Gregg lost his shorts. When he resurfaced, and walked onto the beach with that huge dong out, they instantly renamed it Long Island in memory of that day.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-06-19
For sure the biggest dick on LI.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-06-19
Aside from Joe
1 DynamiteThunder6 2019-06-19
Damn
1 ichise8 2019-06-19
zoom in on the glasses, folks. there is a nude, crying child in its reflection
lord have mercy..hes goes gotta be stopped
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-19
If only you used your autism for good
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-19
He's more mentally ill than me, which is pretty impressive. I up-vote him for his Bro-Joe like perseverance.
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-06-19
I treat downvoting him as really upvoting him and upvoting him as downvoting him. He just wants the highest absolute value, so going from very negative closer to 0 is worse imo.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-19
That's quite the conundrum...
Let's go to the callers to see what they think.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-19
I dont upvote, but I hate to admit it, at risk of encouraging him to continue, this bit has become almost like furniture to this environment. Its familiar, and much like a terminal disease I have come to accept it
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-19
I enjoy it, he's almost a pillar of the community - as much as he shouldn't be. I thought it was a bit at first and didn't like it, but he's won me over. I think if you're that mentally deranged you at least deserve to join the crew. (Philly crew)
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-19
I'll stop short of calling him a communal pillar, but it does make me laugh now and again
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-19
Yeah, well we'll see what the callers think
Go ahead Fred from Florida
"Hey Opie you rule and that ichise guy is definitely a pillar"
See.
Sniff
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-19
Its the their show after all, what do I know
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-06-19
You know that faggot is reading this and masturbating as we speak. Faggots, all of us.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-19
His bit isn't funny enough imo, it's just tryhard garbage but to each his own
1 Psych555 2019-06-19
Big Fish, Big Dick, Big Money, Big Family. Mr. Big.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-19
Don't forget extremely hot Mrs. Hughes
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-06-19
Brotherman always wins baby! Brotherman always wins!
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-19
Only 86% upvote ratio at the moment, looota haters in this thread sniff
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-19
The real Meat Packing District.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-19
ME: Norton STOLE that bit from me
1 McGowan9 2019-06-19
Horsecock Hughes wins again
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1 McGowan9 2019-06-19
Norton?
1 sprimusp 2019-06-19
The Thing That Should Not Be
1 BellyFullOfSwans 2019-06-19
I came here to do 2 things....catch fish and hang 10 inches of limp dick. Why not kill two birds with one stone?
1 GinFoss 2019-06-19
It's a fucking beer can
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-06-19
Next time hold that fish an inch higher to cover that bottom row of teeth brotherman.
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-06-19
Thick while soft.
1 Pizza2TheFace 2019-06-19
Destroyer with the girth
1 PhishInVa2 2019-06-19
How long do you think it is? Looks to be just under citation to me.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-06-19
Not that I'm into that sort of thing, but definitely the girth is what sets him apart here. I am sure the length is impressive, but the head of that thing looks like if I tie string to it on a windy day I could fly it like a kite.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-06-19
...im talking about the Striper. Citation is 37” (a keeper). But that thing on Opie is clearly a trophy piece.
1 jjfrunkiss 2019-06-19
The Opester goes deep
1 Peckas1 2019-06-19
We always heard rumors that brothaman had a nice piece.
1 do_you_vape_asshole 2019-06-19
Do you think he screams "how does that feel fucker?" when he catches a fish?
1 McGowan9 2019-06-19
He certainly screams it while brutalising Lynsi's vaginal canal.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-06-19
yaaaaaaaaaaaah it's cannibal wear braaaah
1 salescunt129-2 2019-06-19
SHOW US YA CAULK
1 Phkna1 2019-06-19
This is why Norton hates him. Opie has spawned you g with his mighty member, while Norton packs a pathetic noodle that doesn't get fully hard even with medication