Who's the bigger leech: Brother Joe or Joe Matarese?

7  2019-06-19 by smashthafunk

19 comments

Great question. I can’t really think of an answer to it.

Both of them are monumentally stupid. It's more obvious with Joe Cumia because he's worse at dealing with online trolls. Joe Matarese though comes off as a moron in an interview or public appearance. It's so strange that these 50+ have such a lack of knowledge or self-awareness.

I almost have to say Matarese is the bigger leech though. While BroJoe pathetically gets an allowance from another man, Anthony fell into the easiest job ever and gets handed money by a bunch of dumb truckers. Matarese's wife on the other hand worked all the way up to get a PhD in neuroscience and is a doctor at Columbia or something. She spent 30+ working super hard just to fund his dumb comedy career. If Matarese had any shame, he'd get a job at Home Depot. I hate to say it but Matarese is probably a worse leech than Joe Cumia

From all accounts, matarese is at least a decent mom.

He’s high on opiates like 100% of the time

Well it's that or accepting his lot in life

Its all good man, he has a prescription. How bad could it be?

They both have a family member to thank for their pipe dream careers which are largely founded on and inspired by the work and creativity of other people. Also neither of them are content being dependent on just people, they both have obvious alcohol/substance abuse problems.

It's a tough one man. Genuinely

Nope. Joe Cumia quit cigarettes AND cocaine, cold turkey. He doesn’t drink much alcohol anymore, either 😎

Sure, and Layla gets to school promptly every morning

It’s called sarcasm, stupid. That dope was bragging on here a while back about how he’s getting rid of those fat tits, and had to drone on about how he quit doing coke, smoking, etc.

DO DA BIT!

I had you marked as a Joe alt. I apologise, the emoji fuckin' hooked me right in

No problem, sir.

Matarese, nothing that man does is funny, entertaining or adds value to the world.

He is arguably less of a faggot than Fat Bald Joe though. Not much, but a little.

Matarese went on social media and made a video bragging about how his wife makes so much money, he doesn’t have to worry about health insurance. I don’t know what kind of a man brags about something like that unless he’s the world’s largest faggot. He also turned that piece of furniture into shit.

Joe has basically done the same but with his younger brother in place of a wife in terms of provider/breadwinner. They are both massive faggots, no doubt, but Joe is possibly more of one.

Matarese in spades, he's just no Cumia.

https://i.imgur.com/TapPXs2.jpg

Nah fuck that. Bro Jo is the biggest leech for sure. At least Materese TRIES to do something. Inevitably it always fails, but hes always tried standup or radio or paahdcasts. Bro Jo doesnt even attempt to do anything for himself. He accepted just being a leech from day 1. I cant believe you guys that are saying Joe Mat is a bigger leech.

This. Joey Mattresses is working and realizing he's a failure, but continuing to try. Samcro almost certainly legitimately believes himself to be a success due to his ability to demand money from a relative.