Well... Does it AT LEAST have a deep end? Not swimming in that shallow pool shit with the kids.

EVERYTHING comp’d.

Joe, shut the fuck up.

It's basic English to get rid of that Hope and Change "e" in favor of an apostrophe, libtard.

#IWIN

Think of all the child spit he can get there!

I can see it now. He’s laying back on a chaise lounge and you hear him suck down the last bit of an iced drink through a straw.

He holds up the glass with a tiny umbrella and chucks of fruit on the rim, shakes it so the ice clinks around, and yells, “Yoohoo, kids, it’s getting a little dry over here in no man’s land!”

That’s when four children pop out of the pool, surround the glass and enthusiastically begin to fill it up with spit. A smiling fifth kid then shows up with a plate full of garnishes, and Joe plucks a lime from the tray, squeezes it into the fresh cup of iced spit, and takes a long pull from the straw. As his eyes roll back in his head in ecstasy, he shoos the kids away and kicks back into the chair.

“Ahhh, now I could get used to this,” he sighs as he folds his hands behind his head.

Just then he’s woken up by one of Carol’s gnarled toes jabbing him in the side.

“I’m out of smokes,” she growls, “run down to the store and get me my parliaments.”

“Damn,” Joe curses under his breath as he clumsily clambers up to oblige his “girl”, “it was just getting good.”

That’s when he decides to distract himself from the lingering lust of his stolen dream and post a selfie to let all those stupid Redditards just how good he’s got it.

50 years ago he wouldn't have been allowed in the pool

He would have been upside down with a fork in his ass.

He’s like that now except for different reasons

Jokes on you, the Cumia brothers love having objects lodged in their rectums.

HA HA HE'S A NIGGER!!!

Also, be prepared for this to get DMCA’d by ol’ cow eyes.

Subpoena!

What as fucking shitty "resort"

It isn't a resort. It's a neighborhood built around a shitty golf course. Now filled with 55 & up communites, a hospital, and other medical facilities. My Dad died there 2 years ago. Shitty sterile suburban sprawl. The place was better when Xerox owned all of the land

Those poor artists who actually wrote their own material. They don't get to take a selfie next to a pool, like a complete fucking asshole.

Im just surprised that 🐄 learned how to spell and tweet

🐄 and 🐜H

https://m.facebook.com/LansdowneResortandSpa/

How would he know a fucking thing about playing real music? If you get the gig, you get the perks. Imbecile.

"Children! Please don't piss in the pool, piss in my mouth!"

Worm nortin or a cumia? All 3 of them old faggot queens anyway.

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Haaa haaa dumb cow faggot. Do a reddit podcast and shut the fuck up you high iq retard

You have to love that this parasite has spent the last 20 years trying to convince people that he's a public figure and someone of importance, yet here he is exclaiming that he's not a public figure and we can't make fun of him without legal repercussions.

Nice run-on sentence, stupid.

lol that looks like super 8 pool.

Nothing says fun like frowning into a camera taking selfies while all the parents of the children in the pool nervously watch assuming an ISIS terror attack is about to occur

"We are sad to report that earlier this afternoon 3 children's assholes were blown out in welfare resort located a few miles outside of Leesburg, VA."

The sheer number of selfies he takes is crazy. Preening narcissist if I've ever seen one.

Its like an 11 year old girl that got her first phone with the inane bullshit he posts.

I'm all for joking about Cow Joseph but this was 7 years ago. Seems like Joe passed us by sniff

The insecurity radiates off of him.

I guarantee this a public swimming pool that is 100% free

I like the way he made sure to include the children in the picture when he could have very easily just moved his head over 2 inches and actually be centered in the shot. Wonder why he did that...

Same way his child molesting brother trAnth took creep shots of thoes litttle girls trying to eat infront of him.

Still not as creepy as Ants pic from his Atlantis trip. The father and daughter. They have no idea that there is a photo from behind, taken by a grooming creep posted on the internet.

You know what else comps you a hotel with a pool (which is literally any hotel)? A job interview out of state. But you'll never have one of those

Points at hat

Was about to post this same thing.

He's so self conscious about how he's in a cover band

Yeah I mean that's elite shit who could possibly afford $350 a night at a shit resort in virginia.

He would also brag about a $100 rented limo like he is livin the dream.

"not afforded by playing original music" but what about the dignity joe?

Does he think people on work or business trips have to pay for their own lodging?

if joe had any really money or stature he wouldn’t feel compelled to constantly brag about this kind of stuff, like it’s new to him

They only let the talent use the pool, well, them and everyone else staying at the hotel but I did get my onion rings comp'd.

There are better pools in crackhouse motels. Nobody is envious of that shit.

Pools are gross.

Wow this is major loser status

Lansdowne isn't a resort. It's a medium-sized hotel surrounded by a planned community.

Resorts don't have teenie-tiny pools, stupid.

$35 a night hotel room COMP’D

Wow, he's really insecure about not being able to write his own music.

Anth definitely paid for these accommodations. I’m pretty sure a rider isn’t standard practice for the local Moose Lodge.

What a fucking water head.

What a gloating jerk off. Joe thinks he's so fucking cool, and has to let everybody know.