Picture of health

Would you kindly - STOP EATING YOU FAT BASTARD?

Triple chins in full HD

Wtf were they thinking

I had to take a second look but you're not wrong. He pulled off the rare triple chin

Diet Snapple??? 🤣

Hey buster, the extra calories in a full sugar Snapple might make him fat!

It's not gonna hydrate him or truly quench his thirst though .

What’s water going to do at this point?

Well as long as he can squirt some tasty sugary treats into said water at least he can indulge himself

100% chance of Jack Daniels in that thing

Whoa wait he's not working at Walmart anymore?

This is what’s known as ‘supplemental income.’

Why does his back start mid-ear?

its his 6th neck roll, show some respect

I've never seen somebody's earlobe merge with their facefat before.

he has to have diabetes at this point

Poor Erik. I almost feel bad now. Almost.

Why does your hairline start mid scalp?

Genes. I can stop eating.

he looks like a willy wonka victim

He's so fucking boring, why would anybody listen to his show?

to get validation for ending their life

I too have a strong compulsion towards suicide because of Compound Media

Tora! Tora! Tora-nuther pair of pants!

Fridge over River Kwai

Das Boobs.

Raid on An Tubby.

Lap Band of Brothers

A Fridge Too Far

Apocalypse Cow

Come and Feed.

Cheeseburger Hill

The Expandables

Hambo

The Dirty Dozen Eggs

Fatton

The Guns of Provolone

Looks like Quasimodo landed a show.

He looks like he's been stung by 10,000 bees.

And then ate the bear who wanted their honey

He’s just living the American Dream.

Consume consume consume

He’s almost as fat as his buddy Roland.

Better yet: give him that bucket of frogs that Jabba The Hut had. He would feel much more at home.

They say the camera adds 10 pounds after you swallow it.

Wow he looks like shit warmed over.

Coke floats in his cup...

You know Carcosa?

http://nerdcoremovement.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Errol-Childress.jpg

Jesus wept

Erock where we at with the weight loss

Was it really necessary for him to show up dressed like an 80s era stand-up comic?

He looks like Jon McGuirk

Not nearly as funny or interesting though

I asked him if the “old people “ from his now defunct radio show / podcast ...would be involved ...he responded nope none of them ...oh E-rock

maybe it's a bad angle?

he ate Opie.

Coke Logic was definitely not paid to make that.

Great logo on the front of that desk. Totally isn't unsettling at all.

I’m glad Erik Nagel is an abject failure at life. It gives me a happy, warm feeling. He and Nana deserve this Hell they’re in.

I bet watching him try to take that coat off was hilarious.

E-Rock might be the only one in the O&A universe who could spill all the beans on the entire O&A timeline. And he could do it from both Opie and Kum-Iya's perspectives. He could pepper in some additional humor/guests and make a podcast that O&A faithfuls would still tune in to. But he can't. Because he's never been interesting or funny. He refuses to burn bridges with...Compound Media and Opie Radio. Real fucking money makers. Just go to your rich in-laws - or parents I forgot which - get some generic job in their field. Fuck radio - it is dead. Buy $500 of equipment and make a damn podcast or tease a book or blog spilling the beans. Stop acting like a child. ENOUGH ABOUT THE TOYS AND COKE FLOATS!

He can't spill the beans cos he ate them ( don't steal my joke Jim it's not that funny ) .

He has an instagram where he reviews breakfast cereal. He is a slow witted dolt. If he's ever witnessed anything interesting in his entire life his brain has cleared out the space to make room for Doctor Who trivia.

He's too vague and pseudo-mysterious to do that

He looks unprepared

It's like if Artie Lange were addicted to lego's and pastrami as opposed to heroin and cocaine.

Rest in piss Erock

Water my ass. Bring this guy some pepto bismol

The only guy I know who looks like that is in his 60s and drinks a bottle of wine every night, 2 or 3 on weekend nights. If Erock isn't a serious alcoholic, I'd be very surprised. It's not just the fat, it's the bloated, beet red, swollen yet dehydrated face. That's not just from sugary drinks and giant sandwiches, surely.

His career is going places. That time travel movie paid off

Thank God he kept the plot details a closely guarded trade secret for 20 years

Kill him, Thunder! For me!

Looks like he’s in the middle of hypnotizing Ron Livingston in Office Space.

I will pay for a 1 month subscription if he bleaches his hair again, just for the nostalgia.

Wow Nana gave a show to a Manatee! What a conservationist!

A young Ronnie B in the making.

Bloatmaxxing like a true chad

Somebody return this man to the water

What is this show even supposed to be? Do they just talk about Bioshock the entire time? I mean, I like that game too but what the fuck.

It looks like he’s retaining plenty of fluid

Holy shit, looks like Eroc swallowed another person!