Reminds me of the time I was on a cruise. Some LIBTARD told me "hey the water is gonna be a little choppy there's a storm"

I pointed to my USS Harper's Ferry ball cap and informed her that she was talking to a former culinary specialist third class

I THINK ILL BE OKAY!

Owned!

Yes it was my third deployment on the Long island fleet

Where else do you think I could afford a cruise to? Somewhere good?

😎👌

Thank you for your table service.

It doesn't make sense. Even if he did skydive in basic training, that doesn't mean he was transported in a Lookheed C5 through deadly turbulence (let alone combat airspace) over Faygotteville, NC. Even Old Salts get seasick but they know remedies, unlike valor thiefs.

I don’t know if this is true at all. But it sounds legit and I want to believe it. So upvote for you sir.

I guess I was reaching for the Navy version of what he was doing? I was in the Navy. Not my real rate and ship though obviously

Apparently it's a 82nd airborne division thing you wouldn't understand.

It's a black thing

He took the attendant’s general message to all passengers as a personal attack and then felt the need to try to flex about it to his FB followers.

Truly a weak-willed, insecure, cow-brained loser.

More likely the interaction never happened. She said that and 30 minutes later Slow Joe thought "I shoulda said this" and shared it with no one who cares as if it was reality. You have to remember that this is criminal degenerate filth we're dealing with here and, unlike in the movies, they're usually deeply stupid scum whose worse luck was that their mothers carried them to term.

The extra layer of this is he was a cook, he has no experience at all either flying or repairing planes.

It's also worth stating the obvious that he took that picture of himself on a plane. Imagine being a passenger on that flight and seeing that fat old cunt pointing at his internet-purchased military hat while taking a "selfie" with his phone. It's hard to fathom. Where's a crazed Saudi with a box cutter when you need one.

Joe Cumia is the reason young people stopped using Facebook. Imagine seeing this shit incessantly on your feed.

A ton of people who are actually in the military steal valor. They claim they've done for more than they have, or increase their ranks. A bunch of the people that old Navy Seal on youtube caught ended up being guys who were in the army, but claiming to be Seals.

There is no chance he did anything except offer to buy the attendant a starbucks and discuss whether or not speech makes one a racist

Joe seriously makes me want to better myself. I cannot imagine what it must be like to get to 60 and be this much of a failure in life. Every single thing he says and does just reeks of insecurity.

Oh but wait I forgot - Joe's winning because he receives basic living allowance from his baby brother or to phrase it as he likes to "hit the O&A lotto".

The stewardess was probably looking at him because he was hyperventilating and clutching the armrests.

I hope someone forces him to confess to the fact that all he did was basically make sandwiches for the real men. I bet he will have the typical stupid look on his face trying to explain that one.

Why else do you think he refused to ever produce his DD214? It's certainly not because he was on secondment to Delta Force and taking part in run and gun operations in Central America. My money's on Dishonorable Discharge for stealing food in bulk from the mess and selling it to local private dining establishments around Fort Bragg.

Fucking bovine idiot

That's no way to talk about a war hero.

I had to flash her this look

Did ya?

God I fucking hate him.

No. He didn't.

Stolen valor liar.

I hope he gets the tar whipped out of him after trying to pull this shit with a real ptsd riddled combat veteran.

Oh whatever. Airborne troops post-WW2 are pampered like ottoman janissaries. And it's not like he ever jumped into combat.

He was never in actual danger. A navy cook on a submarine or a mechanic on an airforce base in Iraq risk their lives more than this faggot ever did.

Hope you brought your own chute otherwise you will die with everyone else.

"I had to flash her my 'stupid idiot' look"

Was he offering to help prepare the inflight meals?

Of course not. Joe doesn't work.

"Look at how brave I am. I'm wearing a shitty hat I bought on eBay. Don't I look adorable?"

I had to flash her this look

"The Troublesome Cud"

Yikes

Was joe actually in the armed forces at any time in his life?

When Anth finally loses all his money and Joes hands freeze up from arthritis from owning people on the internet and playing sloppy barr chords, do you think he will get good Pension from 2u? Or Almost Journey?

It gives me energy to think about the void this dickhead is stumbling, no running into. And by void I mean section 8 housing and EBT with his kinsmen.

I'm convinced that the ones that don't do jack shit are the ones that brag the most about their service.

A nigger cook

A nigger cook

Okay now I'm all in. Dat nigga hella dooshy

Nice hat, stupid https://www.walmart.com/ip/Wildbill-s-U-S-Army-82nd-Airborne-Black-Baseball-Cap/482085529