When the bull steals your girl

46  2019-06-18 by TR4UM4T1Z3D

56 comments

Wtf is with this dude? How are there so many pics of him crying? Girl Scouts leaving the compound would cry less than this faggot.

Losing weight and being a comic book fag takes quite the emotional toll

He also drinks a fuck ton of soy milk since he went vegan

he wasn’t meant to survive that heart attack

Pissy eyed faggot.

Whats this faggot crying about now?

He probably saw someone step on a flower

Probably because he just realized that he's finished career wise.

How he hasn’t directed a good film in 17 years??

He calls them “flicks” which enrages me.

He's just a cool cat, daddio.

I hope he gets his skull caved in during a car jacking in front of his family.

firm but fair

A good skull fucking is just what the doctor ordered.

Enraging? Do you always mimic Jimmy's phrases or just today?

That blinky worm doesn’t own the term enraging. Nice attempt at shaming, stupid.

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This one was stan lee reading the mallrats script as his captain marvel cameo

Its even more pathetic than you thought

Probably saw another retarded comic book movie.

Who is this lightbulb, and what was done to hurt its feelings?

Stinky Dog from Toy Story

Don't you dare besmirch Jim Varney's legacy

You don't recognize Kevin Smith?

Most men are embarrassed to even be seen crying by another person.

This guy actively takes his phone out of his pocket, opens the camera, points it at his weepy face and then uploads the results for the world to see proudly.

What an absolute unimaginable faggot.

This guy actively takes his phone out of his pocket, opens the camera, points it at his weepy face and then proudly uploads the results for the world to see.

https://i.imgur.com/H4tCyja.jpg

Faggot indeed...

Imagine how many times he's retaken a weepy selfie.

I haven't cried in 11 years and even then it was because my friend died.

Must feel weird to be so fucking gay.

It should have been you.

it was because my friend died.

I'm sure that was tough for you and all but Kevin Smith here had one of his movies from 30 years ago referenced in whatever the flavour of the month piece of comic book trash was playing in theatres at that time.

I'm sure we can all agree that's a valid reason to burst into tears and take a picture of it.

Would it have helped to know that your "friend" almost certainly hated you?

Friend toe-trigger it? Or AIDS? Or heroin?

I’d rather die of a heart attack than go vegan and turn into this.

He's probably not taking his B-12 supplements.

He still eats an entire adolescent on his birthday in one sitting.

Vegans can either supplement B12 or, if they have the means, partake in regular injections of terrorized child adrenochrome. Otherwise, they end up looking like stage 4 pancreatic cancer patients.

I heard they cut her head off right there in the God damn parking lot and stuck all sorts of tubes in her. For adrenochrome I think. Anyway, how's your mama?

Ok, I know you’re joking, but has anyone seen any photographic evidence of Layla’s well being lately?

I mean, for all we know Anthony has her strapped to a VR headset that pumps terrifying images as an intravenous system pumps her terror infused blood right into his vampiric veins.

That would actually explain why he isn’t able to be publicly active for more than 8 hours a week. He’s an adrenachrome junkie. He’s addicted to the lifeblood of the children he controls, and, as a consolation prize for procuring them, Joe is allowed to ingest their saliva, which at least gives him enough of a satanic buzz to post his mindless social media rants.

He's missing over 15 nutrients on the vegan diet. The most concerning of these is vitamin A, D and K2 which is critical for our physical and brain health. You can't get these in plant-based foods (beta-carotene is a pre-cursor to vitamin A in things like carrot and have a very low vitamin A conversion efficiency). That's why so many vegans have that anemic look and become totally depressed.

I went to school with a cool guy but he turned into some kind of feminist before he went vegan now he’s literally an AIDS patient. He got AIDS because he came out the closet and had gay sex for the first time, got his asshole cummed in.

I shouldn't laugh at that but Jesus Christ that's the funniest thing I've read all day

Didn't he see the PrEP commercials?!? You need condoms and PrEP! Just ask Jim Norton

I saw a video posted on /pol/ that was a compilation of before and after vegans, and it was shocking. A lot of the popular vegan Youtubers obstruct their faces with sunglasses, hair, or post effects to make themselves look healthier.

If you compare them to people dying of cirrhosis or cancer, there’s literally no difference.

It’s all a concerted effort by people like (((this))) who are actively and purposefully working to destroy the western male.

Man, it is so confusing to me how feminism can go along with the transgender shit. It literally defeats the whole point of it, right? If a dude can declare himself a woman and be taken seriously what is the point of feminism? I'm definitely not even saying that support feminism but it makes no sense at all. Same thing with Islam, which is insanely anti-woman.

And what the heck is up with this president donald trump guy! Nobody is talking about this stuff!

Fonald Plump

Jesus if you’re going to take a crying selfie at least run a comb through your hair

He’s on a no meat, all estrogen diet.

This Pussy eyed faggot blocked me on Twitter, fuck him. Wonder how he'll sell Jay and Fuckboy 2 not getting a theatrical release beyond 4 screens opening weekend?

Beaker from The Muppets lost his job

He should go back to being morbidly obese so he can just have that fatal heart attack already.

I never not see frylock now

Is he dying?

He was a tedious fuck back in the day.

this pic always reminds of that children's book character with the wild hair and gigantic eyes who was always crying. i think it was from dr. seuss or something.

what i'm trying to say is this guy's a queer.

He looks like he is dying with his moldy straw hair

Not only are you a 50 year old man crying over a random stranger, but you are not ashamed to announce it, but not only are you not ashamed to announce it, you take an attention seeking selfie to use in your announcement

Next dimension of faggotry right there

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