Why. Why would someone who looks like this take a picture and put it on the internet. There is, without hyperbole, not a single logical reason on the planet that this ugly fuck should be taking an onslaught of selfies like he's a little Snapchat whore.
Threads criticizing the mods get instalocked/not let through the que for new threads. What que am I speaking of? The nigger in charge, JohhnyCakes screens all new threads and decides what gets through and what doesn't.
I'm a trucker, and occasionally pick up a lady to drive across country. I once had a 24 year old woman who rode with me from Tennessee to Navada with a paper towel taped to her head. I asked her what that was for and she said it was "none of my business".
Cute girl though, she gave me a handy for a thank you for the lift.
Lol. I didn't chip in any money for that horse shit. I got better things to spend my money on. I have been subscribed to compound media since day one. Ant is pretty funny (funnier than Opie and Jim) and I enjoy some Kevin Brennan and Dave Mcdonald
Need something to listen to on these long trips. I agree it isn't as good as O&A, but it's better than a lot of other shit out there. And Bennington just doesn't do it for me with Gail.
Weirdest pickup to date was this chick that was 38. She was a skinny blonde (almost too skinny, I'm sure she was on some kind of drugs). She had just broken up with her husband a few days before when I picked her up at a country pride restaurant outside of Cleveland. She was going around the restaurant asking truckers if they were heading toward Washington State. When she got to me, I told her I was heading to California and could get her that far, so she agreed to tag along. She had such hatred for her ex husband and told me some crazy stories of their marriage that only lasted like a year or so. It was a 5 day trip to California (had a few stops in between). After the first day of getting to know eachother, we started having sex all the time. Every night. Every rest stop, after every meal. I even drove with my pants off the majority of the time because she would just play with my dick and shit while I drove. Anyway, The day before we reached California we stopped at a rest stop for a little bit and she disappeared for a while. I waited around for her and was just about to pull out without her when she came out and hopped back in. She said she wanted a quickie as she was turned on. So we hopped in the back and started making out, but something tasted off. I asked her what she ate for lunch and she told me she gave three dudes bjs in the bathroom for money. I was a bit turned off by this, but ended up fucking her quick and hitting the road. We eventually made it to California where she departed on her own way. We stayed in contact for a few years and I even met up with her a year ago while driving through an area she was in.
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1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-06-17
That fucking empty bovine stare https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-03-2015/ztDrg-.gif
1 soggylefttesticle 2019-06-17
Uncanny
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-17
Mooooooooo
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-17
Why. Why would someone who looks like this take a picture and put it on the internet. There is, without hyperbole, not a single logical reason on the planet that this ugly fuck should be taking an onslaught of selfies like he's a little Snapchat whore.
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-06-17
The face when his cock finally gets a bite at the 7 11 glory hole.
1 bigbird911 2019-06-17
As if he’d be the one submitting cock and not receiving.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-06-17
What a dullard.
1 Hokaido251 2019-06-17
Threads criticizing the mods get instalocked/not let through the que for new threads. What que am I speaking of? The nigger in charge, JohhnyCakes screens all new threads and decides what gets through and what doesn't.
1 daveyistheman 2019-06-17
I'm a trucker, and occasionally pick up a lady to drive across country. I once had a 24 year old woman who rode with me from Tennessee to Navada with a paper towel taped to her head. I asked her what that was for and she said it was "none of my business".
Cute girl though, she gave me a handy for a thank you for the lift.
True story
1 hormoneAbusingFreak 2019-06-17
What outfit you drive for?
1 daveyistheman 2019-06-17
Schneider
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-17
That’s a good in
1 DigitechLooper 2019-06-17
What’s summa dem other outfits we got?!
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-17
Trucker you say? How much did Jim Norden get you for in his Chip Chipperson caper? And how long have you been subscribed to cumpoundme media?
1 daveyistheman 2019-06-17
Lol. I didn't chip in any money for that horse shit. I got better things to spend my money on. I have been subscribed to compound media since day one. Ant is pretty funny (funnier than Opie and Jim) and I enjoy some Kevin Brennan and Dave Mcdonald
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-17
I was trying to bust balls and be ironic. But you actually willingly pay money in to that dumpster fire of shit. Jesus Christ!
1 daveyistheman 2019-06-17
Need something to listen to on these long trips. I agree it isn't as good as O&A, but it's better than a lot of other shit out there. And Bennington just doesn't do it for me with Gail.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-17
Have you considered listening to owls screeching as an alternative to Compound Media?
1 daveyistheman 2019-06-17
No, not a huge fan of Jim and Sam
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-06-17
Why don't you listen to Live From The 405 podcast, free on iTunes, ya silly goose.
(Or Brain On The Brink, with Brian Gilgore??)
1 daveyistheman 2019-06-17
Never heard of Live from the 405. Will check it out
1 ddlamb 2019-06-17
I kinda wanna hear more trucker pick up stories
1 daveyistheman 2019-06-17
Weirdest pickup to date was this chick that was 38. She was a skinny blonde (almost too skinny, I'm sure she was on some kind of drugs). She had just broken up with her husband a few days before when I picked her up at a country pride restaurant outside of Cleveland. She was going around the restaurant asking truckers if they were heading toward Washington State. When she got to me, I told her I was heading to California and could get her that far, so she agreed to tag along. She had such hatred for her ex husband and told me some crazy stories of their marriage that only lasted like a year or so. It was a 5 day trip to California (had a few stops in between). After the first day of getting to know eachother, we started having sex all the time. Every night. Every rest stop, after every meal. I even drove with my pants off the majority of the time because she would just play with my dick and shit while I drove. Anyway, The day before we reached California we stopped at a rest stop for a little bit and she disappeared for a while. I waited around for her and was just about to pull out without her when she came out and hopped back in. She said she wanted a quickie as she was turned on. So we hopped in the back and started making out, but something tasted off. I asked her what she ate for lunch and she told me she gave three dudes bjs in the bathroom for money. I was a bit turned off by this, but ended up fucking her quick and hitting the road. We eventually made it to California where she departed on her own way. We stayed in contact for a few years and I even met up with her a year ago while driving through an area she was in.
1 Sueable 2019-06-17
Mom?
1 soggylefttesticle 2019-06-17
Sounds like a blast...
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-17
Folks like you keep this country runnin'
1 ddlamb 2019-06-17
Well damn.
+1
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-06-17
2 questions:
Was she attractive at all, or a lot lizard type?
Just so you can help with my fantasy, what kind of shape are you in? Are you built like your typical trucker, or like Stallone in Over The Top?
1 daveyistheman 2019-06-17
she wasn't a 10 but far from a lot lizard. Solid 7
1 ddlamb 2019-06-17
Different body type, same speed/ crank addiction tho
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2019-06-17
“She said she wanted a quickie, as she was turned on.” Okay, Fitzgerald
1 dazzlefloss 2019-06-17
This mancow wishes he was a towelhead.
He's just a fullblown N-person.
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-06-17
Why is his mouth always open like hes waiting for a cock to slide in?
1 McGowan9 2019-06-17
You answered your own question there.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-06-17
How is there ALWAYS a dumber looking picture of this fucking imbecile