They are probably bent because he thinks hanging them from his collar is a good idea. then they get bent up on his fat gut when he gets in the car and puts the seat belt on because he forgot they were there.
It must be simple faggotry. Maybe the race thing too. I have male relatives who are in their 60s like Joe. Not one of them has a social media account and I can't imagine any situation where they would take a picture of themselves, in public or otherwise.
Having said that they're all heterosexual, white and respectable family men who never beat up their wives, never did drugs with their mothers and siblings and were responsible parents. They were also mostly all well paid professionals who didn't ponce a living off family members, so it's difficult to get a glimpse into a diseased faggot mind like Joe's.
Really, I thought I was the only person whose grandfather didn't have an Instagram account? Joe Cumia is an embarrassment to his generation and all of mankind.
What about the way the old faggot takes a pose each selfie? You just know faggot faced joe takes about 30 pictures and chooses the one he thinks is the best looking. 6'1 70 year old fag with more selfies taken than NiaBurr. Go figure joe cumia > a leeching fat big gum having black woman.
They are at an age where they haven't written off social media like their parents and they get into it late in life. I have relatives like this, we all do, and they are why nobody wants to go on Facebook anymore. They are to social media what their parents were to email, just abusing it with benign bullshit until nobody wants to be there anymore.
He genuinely thinks he’s hilarious and ‘an entertainer,’ and social media gives him an outlet where he can endlessly feed that hopeless delusion. He never got over the fact (and never will) that his brother was the one with any quantifiable talent, and Joe is still gonna “show em ALL” if he could just get the opportunity.
Remember when he switched to gun coffee because Starbucks apologized for arresting black people and opened up their bathrooms, then proceeded to invite someone to starbucks?
He’s seriously like a woman. As if being on social media at his age isn’t gay enough, he can’t just take a picture of whatever it is he’s bragging about and instead has to make sure his ugly ass face is in every picture he posts.
59 comments
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-06-16
Nice boomer readers, faggot
1 Keiths_skin_tag 2019-06-16
I like how they’re also tilted on his dumb face
1 Skip4play 2019-06-16
They are probably bent because he thinks hanging them from his collar is a good idea. then they get bent up on his fat gut when he gets in the car and puts the seat belt on because he forgot they were there.
1 Keiths_skin_tag 2019-06-16
I could also see this happening because he puts them in a soft case in the pocket of his shirt
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-16
That’s not Saki, that’s imported Japanese child spit.
1 Henry_Rollins_Bot 2019-06-16
That's one mug of gook spit I just can't gargle, cowboy man
1 Skip4play 2019-06-16
Oddly they have worse things in vending machines.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-06-16
"Sake", you dumb idiot. OP was satirizing Joe's stupidity by misspelling it.
1 LengthyChode 2019-06-16
Maybe Gokhan Saki, the Turkish kickboxer turned mixed martial artist.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-06-16
I wish Joe shared his views on Muslims with Mr. Saki.
It would be quite hilarious.
1 LengthyChode 2019-06-16
What's his opinion on muslims?
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-06-16
I don’t think Joe is the biggest fan of their religion....
1 LengthyChode 2019-06-16
I meant Saki.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-06-16
Me too. I’d love to see Joe receive an axe kick to the face.
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-16
He drains him down at the ranch
1 Terahite 2019-06-16
Are we sure that’s not a butt plug?
1 ProfessorChipperson 2019-06-16
Probably is, he can’t resist copying his brother.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-16
Cumpound the east hole.
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-16
Dinner, wine, plugging and pegging....
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-16
He borrowed from Ang
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-16
No, you put your dick in it
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-06-16
What the fuck sort of 60 year old guy takes this many pictures of themselves?
Teenage girl-brained faggot.
1 champs-chomps-chimps 2019-06-16
It’s truly bizarre.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-16
It must be simple faggotry. Maybe the race thing too. I have male relatives who are in their 60s like Joe. Not one of them has a social media account and I can't imagine any situation where they would take a picture of themselves, in public or otherwise.
Having said that they're all heterosexual, white and respectable family men who never beat up their wives, never did drugs with their mothers and siblings and were responsible parents. They were also mostly all well paid professionals who didn't ponce a living off family members, so it's difficult to get a glimpse into a diseased faggot mind like Joe's.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-16
Really, I thought I was the only person whose grandfather didn't have an Instagram account? Joe Cumia is an embarrassment to his generation and all of mankind.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-16
What about the way the old faggot takes a pose each selfie? You just know faggot faced joe takes about 30 pictures and chooses the one he thinks is the best looking. 6'1 70 year old fag with more selfies taken than NiaBurr. Go figure joe cumia > a leeching fat big gum having black woman.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-06-16
They are at an age where they haven't written off social media like their parents and they get into it late in life. I have relatives like this, we all do, and they are why nobody wants to go on Facebook anymore. They are to social media what their parents were to email, just abusing it with benign bullshit until nobody wants to be there anymore.
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-16
Yeah but have they mastered the usage of a Digitech Looper or have bought useless Drumpf memorabilia tho? Thought not Redditard!
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-06-16
He genuinely thinks he’s hilarious and ‘an entertainer,’ and social media gives him an outlet where he can endlessly feed that hopeless delusion. He never got over the fact (and never will) that his brother was the one with any quantifiable talent, and Joe is still gonna “show em ALL” if he could just get the opportunity.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-16
he is older than my dad
if my dad did this i would kill myself jap style out of family shame
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-06-16
Is he on a date with his African, I’m sorry I mean Italian boyfriend?
1 falloutfixation 2019-06-16
Lummox queer
1 xterraroc 2019-06-16
“Japs-Pearl Harbor” but I’ll celebrate and support their culture.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-16
Joe picked it up in one of his many Airborne raids in the Pacific.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-16
Remember when he switched to gun coffee because Starbucks apologized for arresting black people and opened up their bathrooms, then proceeded to invite someone to starbucks?
I remember
1 Randal_X2 2019-06-16
He's not a man of convictions, unlike his brother.
1 Jungies 2019-06-16
You got a single downvote on that comment.
Hi, Joe! Have you found your DD 214 form yet?
1 Randal_X2 2019-06-16
Despite my wit, he will not acquit himself. How damning.
1 Skip4play 2019-06-16
Its free information to anyone. Just gotta send a request in.
1 Jungies 2019-06-16
People keep saying that, but it's not true.
Feel free to grab a copy, though.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-06-16
Underrated comment.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-16
Nobody refers to WWII more than middle aged white Americans who were nowhere near it.
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-16
Or America First! But not when it comes to his knockoff guitars or his Chinese motorbike.
1 KPIH 2019-06-16
Fuckin weeb
1 throwbenny 2019-06-16
Five dowahh saki saki
1 hormoneAbusingFreak 2019-06-16
Couldn’t he have straightened his extremely crooked bifocals first?
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-06-16
He’s seriously like a woman. As if being on social media at his age isn’t gay enough, he can’t just take a picture of whatever it is he’s bragging about and instead has to make sure his ugly ass face is in every picture he posts.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-16
Not sure what I hate most about Joe. But dressing like a bum when he posts photos meant to signal wealth and worldliness has to be near the top.
1 Le_Joe_bot 2019-06-16
Who's Joe?
1 xterraroc 2019-06-16
Good bot
1 Le_Joe_bot 2019-06-16
joe mama
1 Skip4play 2019-06-16
This bot has spunk.
1 Le_Joe_bot 2019-06-16
joe mama has spunk
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-16
As far as reddit bots go, this one’s a regular Otto Petersen.
1 Le_Joe_bot 2019-06-16
joe mamas a regular otto peterson
1 Jungies 2019-06-16
Someone's gone through this whole fucking thread and downvoted every single comment disparaging this aging tit-monkey.
I wonder who did it?
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-06-16
I've never taken a selfie. I have had my photo taken but never taken a selfie..
Fuck this guy.
1 n_mulignan 2019-06-16
Hot saki is for stupid nigger faggots who don't know no bedder... What happened to mommy's earrings you gay living corpse?
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-06-16
What a boring old narcisist.