“I’m sophisticated... that why I drink saki.”

81  2019-06-16 by xterraroc

59 comments

Nice boomer readers, faggot

I like how they’re also tilted on his dumb face

They are probably bent because he thinks hanging them from his collar is a good idea. then they get bent up on his fat gut when he gets in the car and puts the seat belt on because he forgot they were there.

I could also see this happening because he puts them in a soft case in the pocket of his shirt

That’s not Saki, that’s imported Japanese child spit.

That's one mug of gook spit I just can't gargle, cowboy man

Oddly they have worse things in vending machines.

"Sake", you dumb idiot. OP was satirizing Joe's stupidity by misspelling it.

Maybe Gokhan Saki, the Turkish kickboxer turned mixed martial artist.

I wish Joe shared his views on Muslims with Mr. Saki.

It would be quite hilarious.

What's his opinion on muslims?

I don’t think Joe is the biggest fan of their religion....

I meant Saki.

Me too. I’d love to see Joe receive an axe kick to the face.

He drains him down at the ranch

Are we sure that’s not a butt plug?

Probably is, he can’t resist copying his brother.

Cumpound the east hole.

Dinner, wine, plugging and pegging....

He borrowed from Ang

No, you put your dick in it

What the fuck sort of 60 year old guy takes this many pictures of themselves?

Teenage girl-brained faggot.

It’s truly bizarre.

It must be simple faggotry. Maybe the race thing too. I have male relatives who are in their 60s like Joe. Not one of them has a social media account and I can't imagine any situation where they would take a picture of themselves, in public or otherwise.

Having said that they're all heterosexual, white and respectable family men who never beat up their wives, never did drugs with their mothers and siblings and were responsible parents. They were also mostly all well paid professionals who didn't ponce a living off family members, so it's difficult to get a glimpse into a diseased faggot mind like Joe's.

Really, I thought I was the only person whose grandfather didn't have an Instagram account? Joe Cumia is an embarrassment to his generation and all of mankind.

What about the way the old faggot takes a pose each selfie? You just know faggot faced joe takes about 30 pictures and chooses the one he thinks is the best looking. 6'1 70 year old fag with more selfies taken than NiaBurr. Go figure joe cumia > a leeching fat big gum having black woman.

They are at an age where they haven't written off social media like their parents and they get into it late in life. I have relatives like this, we all do, and they are why nobody wants to go on Facebook anymore. They are to social media what their parents were to email, just abusing it with benign bullshit until nobody wants to be there anymore.

Yeah but have they mastered the usage of a Digitech Looper or have bought useless Drumpf memorabilia tho? Thought not Redditard!

He genuinely thinks he’s hilarious and ‘an entertainer,’ and social media gives him an outlet where he can endlessly feed that hopeless delusion. He never got over the fact (and never will) that his brother was the one with any quantifiable talent, and Joe is still gonna “show em ALL” if he could just get the opportunity.

he is older than my dad

if my dad did this i would kill myself jap style out of family shame

Is he on a date with his African, I’m sorry I mean Italian boyfriend?

Lummox queer

“Japs-Pearl Harbor” but I’ll celebrate and support their culture.

Joe picked it up in one of his many Airborne raids in the Pacific.

Remember when he switched to gun coffee because Starbucks apologized for arresting black people and opened up their bathrooms, then proceeded to invite someone to starbucks?

I remember

He's not a man of convictions, unlike his brother.

You got a single downvote on that comment.

Hi, Joe! Have you found your DD 214 form yet?

Despite my wit, he will not acquit himself. How damning.

Its free information to anyone. Just gotta send a request in.

People keep saying that, but it's not true.

Feel free to grab a copy, though.

Underrated comment.

Nobody refers to WWII more than middle aged white Americans who were nowhere near it.

Or America First! But not when it comes to his knockoff guitars or his Chinese motorbike.

Fuckin weeb

Five dowahh saki saki

Couldn’t he have straightened his extremely crooked bifocals first?

He’s seriously like a woman. As if being on social media at his age isn’t gay enough, he can’t just take a picture of whatever it is he’s bragging about and instead has to make sure his ugly ass face is in every picture he posts.

Not sure what I hate most about Joe. But dressing like a bum when he posts photos meant to signal wealth and worldliness has to be near the top.

Who's Joe?

Good bot

joe mama

This bot has spunk.

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As far as reddit bots go, this one’s a regular Otto Petersen.

joe mamas a regular otto peterson

Someone's gone through this whole fucking thread and downvoted every single comment disparaging this aging tit-monkey.

I wonder who did it?

I've never taken a selfie. I have had my photo taken but never taken a selfie..

Fuck this guy.

Hot saki is for stupid nigger faggots who don't know no bedder... What happened to mommy's earrings you gay living corpse?

What a boring old narcisist.