r/opieandanthonyxyz: Nicaraguan line cook.

1 Broken_stoic 2019-06-13

His face looks like a thumb that’s been submerged in water for an hour.

1 unknowkid96 2019-06-13

More like acid

1 poteauhayes 2019-06-13

More like up his ass

1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-06-13

more like submerged in underage spit.

1 TARE_ME 2019-06-13

His brain acts the same way.

1 praise_st_mel 2019-06-13

Brains are supposed to have wrinkles dummy.

1 HappyGilgore 2019-06-13

You ever thought about water?

1 boringoneliner 2019-06-13

He shaved his beard off because he's wanted for the rape of a toddler. Thats a fact.

Homo Joe thinks that this will fool the police (this one is a speculation I'll admit, albeit one grounded in logic).

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-13

Suspect was reported too obscure and evaded police capture.

1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-06-13

Extra playing the part of dishwasher #2 from the made for tv movie "still waiting".

1 SirSodomy 2019-06-13

viviendo el sueño americano

1 TARE_ME 2019-06-13

l’ho visitato una volta.

1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-13

Nah that's Northern/proper Italian. In Southern pigshit dialect it'd be something like:

Lo vizzitat navolt.

Why do the shittiest, dumbest people always live in the south of countries?

1 MimiBeardsley2 2019-06-13

Rag top Fiat

1 RacksDiciprine 2019-06-13

Obese Aids patient

1 suirogerg 2019-06-13

No offense to AIDS patients 😎

1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-13

God this guy is such a fucking loser. Feel bad for all the cows that are being compared to this bovine looking idiot. Gucci would never ever put the name on any car let alone a little fag bucket that joe drives. That just shows you he is more stupid then the "savages" he tries to slander on the internet (paid more for the gucci addition in cash) JOE you fucking idiot die already. Gucci huh joeh? you really made it didnt you you really cumia rich arnt you? Even Tranth is ashamed of you and bought you a bitch car for the bitch you are. Did he buy keith the wop a bitch car like you? Or did he buy him an escalade? He pays keiths wife the same amount he pays you to hush up for being a fucking FAGGOT. How much does the roided out tranny get 100k? DIE JOE U FUCKING BITCH ASS MAN BABY.

1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-13

you are not hulk hogan joe take that fucking thing off that empty head of yours you bald fucking faggot.

1 bovinegrazr 2019-06-13

Written like a true. FU lune caller

1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-13

Who are you kurt love? Go fuck a 12 year old kids ass faggot.

1 StreetShitterson 2019-06-13

Telly Saliva

1 juschippinyababe 2019-06-13

This faggot couldn't cut it on the line. They kept him as a line cook in the back with the dish washer like a fucking retard.

1 falloutfixation 2019-06-13

Wash em jo self, mang

1 of_lower_stock 2019-06-13

Wow. Seriously, get your eulogies ready. I know they won't be nice, but I'm not kidding. Start thinking about them.

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-13

His seatbelts look like a Quizno's napkin

1 darryljacoby 2019-06-13

Every thread about Patrick gets deleted. Every thread criticizing mods get deleted.

1 WaterFromTheWell 2019-06-13

The closest to a compliment i can say about his appearance is that his skin complexion looks like Ben Grimm aka The Thing from Fantastic Four.

1 unknowkid96 2019-06-13

Funny story I was talking to a dishwasher. He was pissed Mexicans was talking shit about him in spanish then all laugh his ass off. He threatened to stab them after that nobody will tell what happened to dear old phil.

1 McGowan9 2019-06-13

That is not a Caucasian nose.

1 Skip4play 2019-06-13

Got all gussied up for the Pride parade

1 sprimusp 2019-06-13

Libyan cabbie.

1 Mels_seed_ 2019-06-13

Private Potato head

1 rahtin 2019-06-13

Brazilian massage therapist

1 telemecanique 2019-06-13

I'm pretty sure that's the fiat 500 gucci edition, Joe providing the lulz